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(birds chirping)

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(dramatic music)

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(dial clicking)

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(leaves crunching)

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(handle clicking)

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- Cheese.
(camera shutter clicking)

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- You get out of the way.

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I'm trying to photograph this tree.

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- So am I, so you'll just have to wait.

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(camera shutter clicking)

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Oh yes, got a real cracker here, Lionel.

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One for the Annual Exhibition, I reckon.

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Your heap of junk hasn't got
a prayer up against this baby.

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- Get out of my way.

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- God, I'd love to give
you a good thumping.

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- Help yourself.

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Why don't you finish me
off while you're about it?

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After all, you're the one who
ruined my life, aren't you?

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- Don't be pathetic.

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- Oh, you can forget about
the Annual Exhibition.

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The Committee has decided not to accept

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digital images this year.

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- What?

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What?

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(lively music)

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(car engines humming)

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(door bell tinkling)

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- Would I be right in thinking
a 1/30th at f22, Sebastian?

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- Spot on, Dad.

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(car engine humming)

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(camera handle clicking)

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(car door clicking)

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- I wanna talk to you, Madrigal.

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(bell ringing)

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- What the hell are you playing at?

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- I want to talk to you
about the Annual Exhibition.

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- There's five seconds, Dad.

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- Will you kindly move?

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- Three, two, one, time, Dad.

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(camera shutter clicks)

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- Dammit, Bright, you know perfectly well

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I have to expose the film
at nine o'clock precisely.

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- What's this nonsense
about digital photos

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not being eligible for
the Annual Exhibition?

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- It was the unanimous
decision by the Committee.

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- The Committee?

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You mean you and those old farts

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who hang around in your junk shop?

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You lot wouldn't know a good photo

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if it jumped up and bit you on the bum.

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(door bell tinkling)

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- Did you see that?

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Extraordinary behaviour, extraordinary.

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- You'd better sit down, Headley.

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You look a bit shaken up, old mate.

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- The man's a psychopath.

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(car tyres screeching)

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- What was he on about anyway?

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- Not being able to
show digital photographs

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in the Exhibition.

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- [Both] Morning, Sonia.

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- Ah, there you are, my dear.

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Is there the slenderest
possibility of tea, do you think?

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- Headley, make it yourself.

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I am going into Causton
to do the shopping.

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Seb, you can come with me.

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- No, he can't, he's
helping me in the shop.

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You stay here, Sebastian.

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- Help you?

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Do what?

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You're not gonna get any customers.

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- He has to learn the business, hasn't he?

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- Oh, ho, ho, the business.

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I'll be better off without him
anyway, the useless article.

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Haven't you two got anything better to do

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than hang around here all day?

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Men, useless articles.
(door bell tinkling)

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Good morning, Philomena.

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(door bell tinkling)

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- Oh hello, Philly.

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You off?

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- Yes, Dad, just came to say goodbye.

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- Leaving your poor father to
fend for himself, Philomena?

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- [Philomena] Only till Friday.

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- Oh, I can look after
myself, can't I, Philly?

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- How's the course going?

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- [Philomena] It's all right.

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- Book-binding, funny old
thing to be doing these days.

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Wouldn't have thought there was much call

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for it in the digital age.

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- Please, Edward, do not use
that word on these premises.

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- So I'll maybe see you Friday, Seb.

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- Maybe, dunno.

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- Make some tea, would you, dear boy?

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Come in to the office, you two.

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I've made my decision about the poster

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for the Annual Exhibition.

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- Bye, Dad.

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- [Lionel] Wish me luck.

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- It's a great photograph,
Dad, one of your best.

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(gentle music)

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(door clicking)

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- Can I ask you something, Seb?

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- Okay.

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- Are we actually going out or not,

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'cause I'm a bit confused?

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We spend all this time together
but we never, you know...

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You don't seem interested in--

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- I like showing you my photographs.

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- Is there someone else, Seb?

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Is it serious?

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I see.

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Well, good for you.

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Bye then.

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- I'll maybe see you, Friday, yeah?

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- Yeah, maybe see you Friday.

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(door bell tinkling)

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- You had a run-in with
Steve Bright as well,

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did you, Lionel?

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- Yes, while I was
shooting my favourite oak.

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We almost came to blows.

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- Must be tricky for you, Lionel,

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living in the same village and so on.

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Bright's the reason your missus
ran off to Spain, isn't he?

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- Now then, water under
the bridge, Edward.

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Ah, here we are.

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I've cut the shortlist down to two,

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and I'm happy to say that
both the photographers

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in question are present today.

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Edward, what can I say?

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This photograph is everything
I would expect from you.

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You are without question
the finest photographer

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of domestic animals in the South East.

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- Cheers, Headley.

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- Yeah, it was a close-run
thing, let me tell you,

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but in the end, I had to go with Lionel.

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Lionel here has been photographing

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the trees of Luxton Wood for 20 years now.

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- 22.

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- And in my humble
opinion, that dedication,

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that commitment, sings
out in every detail.

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So here it is.

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The poster for the Luxton
Photographic Society

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Annual Exhibition.

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- Well done, Lionel.

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Richly deserved, old mate.

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- Thanks, Eddie.

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- Look at that, eh?

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Look how the light glows.

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A moment, a light-filled moment,

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passing for a fraction of a second

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through the finest glass,

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to be captured forever on
a wisp of silver nitrate.

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No batteries, gentlemen,

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no microchips, and no damn pixels.

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(lively music)

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- Do you know, it suddenly occurred to me.

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I see Tom every day in the office,

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but he's never met Imogen (laughs).

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Anyway, I thought we'd deliver

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the wedding invitation personally.

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- We'd love to come to the wedding,

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and it's lovely to meet
you at last, Imogen.

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Isn't it, Tom?

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- Yes.

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- Harry Kitteridge is coming, Tom.

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I'll stick you on his table.

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You two can chat about old times, eh?

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Anyway better be going.

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Got a meeting with the caterers.

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Thank you very much indeed for the drink.

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- [Joyce] You're welcome.

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- It's great to have met you both.

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I've heard so much about you.

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- Oh, Tom, did you get my e-mail?

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I've got this report
to do on restructuring

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for the Chief Constable.

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I'd value your input.

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- Oh, the e-mail, yes, of course.

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- Great, okay, catch you later, yeah?

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Come on tiger, let's go.

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- [Julie] Bye bye then.

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- Bye.
- Bye.

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- E-mail, what e-mail?

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00:11:00,149 --> 00:11:02,099
- Oh don't worry, I'll sort it.

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All he wants is some management
guff about staffing levels.

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- How do policemen like Martin Spellman

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ever find the time to catch criminals, eh?

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- What a lovely couple.

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- Anyway, I'd better be off.

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I'll see you tomorrow.

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- Bye, Ben, nice to see you.

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What's wrong with you?

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- I'll stick you on
Harry Kitteredge's table.

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You can talk over old times.

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Harry Kitteridge is 75
years old if he's a day.

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Spellman obviously believes
I'm the same vintage.

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- Don't be silly, of course he doesn't.

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- Well, he's no spring
chicken himself, you know.

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This is his third marriage.

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Talk about a triumph of
hope over experience.

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- What about this?

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I think we should go.

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- Go where?

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- The Luxton Deeping Annual
Photographic Society Exhibition.

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We're invited to the private
view tomorrow evening.

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- Oh, must we?

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- Yes, we must.

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You need to get out more, Tom.

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(lively music)

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(car doors thumping)

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(crowd murmuring)

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- And, there's early
morning clouds (murmuring).

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- Maybe I could coax you
to come down to the studio,

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have a look at a couple
of shots in a grouping.

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Some people think that
it's a bit aggressive,

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but I think that it's more of a laugh.

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It's more of a kind of (hisses), kind of.

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It was quite hard getting him
to stay there with the paws,

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as you can see he's sort
of got his little claws

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just caught up in there.

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(man laughing)

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(men murmuring)

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- Those are mine.

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I've photographed every meal I've eaten

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for the last 10 years.

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- They're all very similar.

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- I have the same meal,
veggieburgers and peas.

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This year I've switched
from tinned peas to frozen.

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The change in colour has
been really exciting.

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- I can imagine.

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Oh may I have another of those?

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- Ladies and gentlemen.

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Ladies and gentlemen.

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(man shushing)

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Thank you, thank you.

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Welcome to the 78th Luxton Deeping

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Photographic Society Annual Exhibition.

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The Society was founded by my
grandfather, Casper Madrigal,

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with the aim of promoting
the art of film photography.

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That is to say, photographic images

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produced without the
intervention of computers.

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(crowd laughs)

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- [Woman] Exactly.

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- Fine examples of which can be seen

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on the walls all around you.

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- Ladies and gentlemen, can
I have your attention please?

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Those old farts over there would have us

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living in the 20th century forever.

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Well, this is the 21st century, folks,

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and times, they are a-changing.

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That's why we've formed the
Luxton Digital Camera Club,

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as of today.
(crowd booing)

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Join us, and join the 21st century.

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- Show some bloody manners, Bright!

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This isn't the time or the place.

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- It's the tree-hugger.

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Give us a smile, Lionel.

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(camera buzzing)

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(crowd laughing)

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(camera buzzing)

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00:15:14,249 --> 00:15:16,519
(crowd shouting)

263
00:15:16,518 --> 00:15:17,388
(camera shutter clicking)

264
00:15:17,387 --> 00:15:18,257
Come on.

265
00:15:24,495 --> 00:15:25,705
Come on, Bell.

266
00:15:29,673 --> 00:15:30,893
Come on, Bell.

267
00:15:35,065 --> 00:15:37,645
(camera beeping)

268
00:15:37,649 --> 00:15:42,489
- [Man] I don't think you're
allowing to do that in here.

269
00:15:42,486 --> 00:15:43,716
- [Steve] The battery's run out.

270
00:15:43,719 --> 00:15:45,019
(crowd laughing)

271
00:15:45,024 --> 00:15:47,204
- His battery's run out.

272
00:15:49,927 --> 00:15:52,087
- I'll get you one of these days, Bell.

273
00:15:52,087 --> 00:15:53,097
That's a promise.

274
00:15:53,098 --> 00:15:53,968
- [Man In Crowd] Ooh.

275
00:15:55,895 --> 00:15:58,845
(crowd laughing)

276
00:16:00,220 --> 00:16:01,770
- Useless articles.

277
00:16:04,381 --> 00:16:08,461
- This is a lot more lively
than I thought it would be.

278
00:16:09,422 --> 00:16:11,242
(dramatic music)

279
00:16:11,241 --> 00:16:12,221
What is that?

280
00:16:12,222 --> 00:16:13,732
- You tell me.

281
00:16:13,734 --> 00:16:16,284
- Hey, that's not in the exhibition.

282
00:16:17,852 --> 00:16:20,122
- [Tom] Where on earth did that come from?

283
00:16:20,116 --> 00:16:21,356
- What does this mean, Tom?

284
00:16:21,356 --> 00:16:22,266
Who is that woman?

285
00:16:22,273 --> 00:16:23,583
- [Tom] I don't know.

286
00:16:24,515 --> 00:16:25,575
- It's Mom.

287
00:16:26,913 --> 00:16:29,233
- My God, you're right.

288
00:16:32,409 --> 00:16:33,359
It's my wife.

289
00:16:42,084 --> 00:16:45,564
(camera shutter clicks)

290
00:16:47,726 --> 00:16:49,316
- I can assure you that this photograph

291
00:16:49,321 --> 00:16:51,541
was not selected for the exhibition.

292
00:16:51,542 --> 00:16:53,112
- Well, I've never seen that
woman before in my life,

293
00:16:53,106 --> 00:16:54,746
let alone kissed her.

294
00:16:54,754 --> 00:16:55,624
- Of course you haven't.

295
00:16:55,622 --> 00:16:57,412
The image has been digitally manipulated.

296
00:16:57,413 --> 00:16:58,723
- You can tell it's digital.

297
00:16:58,716 --> 00:17:01,816
The lack of depth, the dodgy skin tones.

298
00:17:01,823 --> 00:17:03,503
- Look at the shadows on
your face compared to hers,

299
00:17:03,502 --> 00:17:05,222
two different light sources, you see.

300
00:17:05,223 --> 00:17:09,713
Two separate photos put together
on some damned computer.

301
00:17:09,706 --> 00:17:11,266
- And the woman is your wife?

302
00:17:11,270 --> 00:17:12,680
- Yes, she lives in Spain now.

303
00:17:12,678 --> 00:17:15,038
- Ran off with her yoga instructor.

304
00:17:15,035 --> 00:17:18,215
He's what, 15 years
younger than her, Lionel?

305
00:17:18,215 --> 00:17:20,385
- Someone has gone to considerable lengths

306
00:17:20,394 --> 00:17:22,194
to play a prank on you, Inspector.

307
00:17:22,188 --> 00:17:24,408
- Steve Bright and his mates, obviously.

308
00:17:24,408 --> 00:17:26,028
Do you know any of them?

309
00:17:26,025 --> 00:17:27,105
- No, no I don't.

310
00:17:28,353 --> 00:17:30,223
- Who invited you to the Private View?

311
00:17:30,220 --> 00:17:34,090
- I don't know, I assumed
it was one of your friends.

312
00:17:34,085 --> 00:17:36,425
- Well, I assumed it
was one of your friends.

313
00:17:37,401 --> 00:17:40,331
- Well, I would like to
apologise to you both

314
00:17:40,331 --> 00:17:43,171
on behalf of the Photographic Society.

315
00:17:43,167 --> 00:17:44,947
- And they say the camera never lies.

316
00:17:44,950 --> 00:17:46,940
- The cameras don't lie.

317
00:17:46,941 --> 00:17:47,811
People do.

318
00:17:47,810 --> 00:17:50,500
- People with computers.

319
00:17:56,566 --> 00:17:59,946
- Someone at Luxton Deeping
bears a grudge obviously,

320
00:18:01,706 --> 00:18:04,176
someone you arrested once upon a time,

321
00:18:05,721 --> 00:18:08,071
and this is their way
of getting back at you.

322
00:18:09,777 --> 00:18:12,377
Tom, hello?

323
00:18:13,499 --> 00:18:17,209
- Joyce, I know who this woman is.

324
00:18:18,171 --> 00:18:19,801
- You know her?

325
00:18:19,797 --> 00:18:21,837
Why didn't you say?

326
00:18:21,841 --> 00:18:23,621
- Because I've only just recognised her.

327
00:18:23,624 --> 00:18:26,474
Last time I saw her was 30 years ago.

328
00:18:26,471 --> 00:18:30,661
Then, she used to be
called Marion Nicholson.

329
00:18:30,662 --> 00:18:34,002
I went out with her, once
or twice, before I met you.

330
00:18:37,294 --> 00:18:38,854
- This doesn't look your type.

331
00:18:38,848 --> 00:18:40,328
- No, no, well that was part of the reason

332
00:18:40,328 --> 00:18:41,988
why it only lasted for umm...

333
00:18:44,061 --> 00:18:44,931
- Yes?

334
00:18:46,109 --> 00:18:46,979
- A month or so,

335
00:18:48,951 --> 00:18:50,931
five, six months.

336
00:18:50,933 --> 00:18:53,853
- Took you a long time to
work out she wasn't your type.

337
00:18:55,948 --> 00:18:58,498
- Aha, she dumped you.

338
00:18:58,503 --> 00:19:00,623
- Well, I mean I can't remember, it's 30--

339
00:19:00,622 --> 00:19:03,692
- (laughs) I got you on the rebound.

340
00:19:03,691 --> 00:19:06,501
- It's not, it's not funny.

341
00:19:06,500 --> 00:19:09,990
- What's funny is you never
ever mentioned her before.

342
00:19:09,993 --> 00:19:14,133
- Well, Joyce, there wasn't
really that much to mention.

343
00:19:16,792 --> 00:19:18,792
- Can I ask you something, Tom?

344
00:19:18,794 --> 00:19:19,994
- Well, yes of course, what?

345
00:19:19,990 --> 00:19:23,030
- Are you absolutely
certain you haven't seen

346
00:19:23,027 --> 00:19:24,217
this woman for 30 years?

347
00:19:24,219 --> 00:19:27,449
- Look I've told you, I'm absolutely sure.

348
00:19:34,132 --> 00:19:36,382
- What an eventful evening.

349
00:19:36,384 --> 00:19:37,844
We should go out more often.

350
00:19:39,254 --> 00:19:41,934
(dramatic music)

351
00:19:41,929 --> 00:19:44,709
(dial clicking)

352
00:19:46,069 --> 00:19:48,849
(birds honking)

353
00:19:53,419 --> 00:19:56,459
(leaves crunching)

354
00:20:05,534 --> 00:20:08,494
(handle clicking)

355
00:20:13,070 --> 00:20:14,980
- Is that you, Bright?

356
00:20:25,871 --> 00:20:28,131
(yelling)

357
00:20:31,821 --> 00:20:34,511
(camera booms)

358
00:20:38,015 --> 00:20:41,315
(car engine whirring)

359
00:20:46,746 --> 00:20:48,396
- [Ben] Sir.

360
00:20:48,403 --> 00:20:51,623
(car doors thumping)

361
00:20:53,326 --> 00:20:55,136
- Strangled by the cord of his light metre

362
00:20:55,140 --> 00:20:56,770
by the looks of it.

363
00:20:56,767 --> 00:20:59,217
And not too long ago, I'd say.

364
00:20:59,217 --> 00:21:00,547
- The woman over there found him

365
00:21:00,552 --> 00:21:02,762
when she was walking her dog.

366
00:21:02,762 --> 00:21:04,772
His name's Lionel Bell.

367
00:21:04,769 --> 00:21:06,349
He lives in the village with his daughter.

368
00:21:06,349 --> 00:21:07,439
- Does she know?

369
00:21:07,444 --> 00:21:08,314
- Not yet, sir.

370
00:21:09,185 --> 00:21:10,425
The wife lives abroad.

371
00:21:10,426 --> 00:21:11,646
- Yes, Spain.

372
00:21:13,471 --> 00:21:16,171
I met Mr. Bell the night before last.

373
00:21:16,172 --> 00:21:17,442
- There's a coincidence.

374
00:21:17,444 --> 00:21:20,184
- I knew his wife, once, a long time ago.

375
00:21:21,213 --> 00:21:23,103
- Hello, what's this?

376
00:21:23,095 --> 00:21:24,585
Something in his mouth.

377
00:21:33,157 --> 00:21:34,027
- [Tom] What's that?

378
00:21:34,026 --> 00:21:36,636
- Looks like a memory card
from a digital camera.

379
00:21:36,640 --> 00:21:39,540
- Well whatever's on it, I want
prints as soon as possible,

380
00:21:39,544 --> 00:21:42,994
and let's get the film from
his camera developed as well.

381
00:21:42,990 --> 00:21:43,860
- Sir.

382
00:21:45,276 --> 00:21:48,436
- And now, well better
go see the daughter.

383
00:21:48,442 --> 00:21:49,672
- I'll get back to you
as soon as I can, Tom.

384
00:21:49,674 --> 00:21:51,434
- Thank you, George.

385
00:21:51,426 --> 00:21:52,956
- [George] Let's get him bagged up.

386
00:21:54,710 --> 00:21:56,120
- So you met the victim?

387
00:21:56,118 --> 00:21:58,548
- Yes, I did, and it was at an exhibition

388
00:21:58,547 --> 00:22:01,137
the local photographic
society were putting on.

389
00:22:01,144 --> 00:22:04,324
He got into some kind of
altercation with another fellow.

390
00:22:04,324 --> 00:22:05,194
- What about?

391
00:22:05,192 --> 00:22:08,012
- Dunno, it shouldn't be
hard to find out though.

392
00:22:08,006 --> 00:22:10,196
There were 50-odd witnesses apart from me.

393
00:22:13,794 --> 00:22:17,014
- The last time I saw Dad
was yesterday morning.

394
00:22:18,557 --> 00:22:21,237
I stay with friends in London
a couple of nights a week

395
00:22:21,237 --> 00:22:23,557
'cause I'm doing a book-binding course.

396
00:22:23,562 --> 00:22:25,402
But I spoke to him yesterday.

397
00:22:26,732 --> 00:22:29,862
When I'm in London, I
phone him every night.

398
00:22:29,860 --> 00:22:31,200
- How did he seem?

399
00:22:32,081 --> 00:22:33,771
- Fine, except...

400
00:22:37,144 --> 00:22:38,364
- Except what?

401
00:22:39,818 --> 00:22:42,398
- When I got back today, I found that.

402
00:22:44,187 --> 00:22:45,877
He must've had a visitor last night,

403
00:22:45,876 --> 00:22:48,316
but he didn't mention it when I rang him.

404
00:22:48,316 --> 00:22:50,976
It's the sort of thing
he would've told me.

405
00:22:50,975 --> 00:22:52,975
- Did he have many visitors?

406
00:22:52,977 --> 00:22:54,007
- No, not really.

407
00:22:55,364 --> 00:22:57,174
He didn't socialise much,

408
00:22:58,379 --> 00:23:02,529
especially since Mum, since Mum left.

409
00:23:02,528 --> 00:23:05,488
The only people he saw
were Headley Madrigal

410
00:23:05,489 --> 00:23:07,869
and Eddie Carfax, from the Photo Soc.

411
00:23:10,171 --> 00:23:12,711
The only time he was truly happy

412
00:23:12,705 --> 00:23:15,515
was when he was in the woods,
photographing the trees.

413
00:23:18,033 --> 00:23:20,433
- We can come back and
talk later if you like.

414
00:23:22,330 --> 00:23:23,820
- [Philomena] It's okay.

415
00:23:23,820 --> 00:23:26,730
- Philomena, your dad seemed
to of got into some sort

416
00:23:26,729 --> 00:23:29,289
of confrontation at the Private View

417
00:23:29,294 --> 00:23:31,614
with a man called Steve Bright.

418
00:23:33,538 --> 00:23:35,608
Do you know what all that was about?

419
00:23:35,613 --> 00:23:37,883
- It was because the Photo Soc had banned

420
00:23:37,876 --> 00:23:41,096
digital photography from the Exhibition.

421
00:23:41,098 --> 00:23:44,218
Dad was just, you know, annoyed

422
00:23:44,215 --> 00:23:46,405
that Steve Bright ruined the Private View.

423
00:23:49,262 --> 00:23:51,382
- All right, all right Philomena.

424
00:23:51,379 --> 00:23:53,359
That'll be all for the time being.

425
00:23:53,360 --> 00:23:55,480
Jones, can you find the SOCO,

426
00:23:55,483 --> 00:23:57,733
and get the bottle and the
glasses bagged for forensics.

427
00:23:57,729 --> 00:23:58,599
- Sir.

428
00:24:04,621 --> 00:24:05,491
- Philomena,

429
00:24:08,875 --> 00:24:12,495
do you still keep in
touch with your mom then?

430
00:24:12,504 --> 00:24:14,244
- No, not really.

431
00:24:14,242 --> 00:24:16,792
- And you haven't seen her
since she went to Spain?

432
00:24:18,260 --> 00:24:20,110
- I don't like her boyfriend much.

433
00:24:23,244 --> 00:24:25,194
You used to know her, didn't you?

434
00:24:25,194 --> 00:24:27,484
- Yes, yes I did.

435
00:24:27,477 --> 00:24:29,927
But it was a long time ago.

436
00:24:29,928 --> 00:24:34,208
- When you knew her, was, was she happy?

437
00:24:36,872 --> 00:24:38,322
- I think she was, yes.

438
00:24:38,322 --> 00:24:40,772
But as I say it was a
long time ago, Philomena.

439
00:24:42,242 --> 00:24:43,702
- My friends call me Philly.

440
00:24:46,298 --> 00:24:48,178
- Uh huh, right I see.

441
00:24:49,197 --> 00:24:50,397
Yeah, thanks, got that.

442
00:24:51,960 --> 00:24:54,500
This Steve Bright lives
just outside the village

443
00:24:54,504 --> 00:24:55,874
on the Causton Road.

444
00:24:57,111 --> 00:24:58,641
- Does he?

445
00:24:58,640 --> 00:24:59,860
Let's have a chat with Lionel Bell's mates

446
00:24:59,864 --> 00:25:01,534
first though, shall we?

447
00:25:01,532 --> 00:25:02,402
Come on.

448
00:25:03,628 --> 00:25:08,388
Jones, something peculiar
happened at this Private View.

449
00:25:08,393 --> 00:25:09,783
- The bust-up between Bell and Bright?

450
00:25:09,777 --> 00:25:12,577
- No, there was a photograph.

451
00:25:12,576 --> 00:25:14,316
- Well, it was a photography
exhibition, wasn't it?

452
00:25:14,319 --> 00:25:15,939
- Yes, a photograph of me.

453
00:25:15,943 --> 00:25:18,093
- Oh, fame at last.

454
00:25:18,091 --> 00:25:20,091
- A very embarrassing photograph.

455
00:25:23,494 --> 00:25:26,074
- Lionel was a dear, dear friend

456
00:25:26,067 --> 00:25:28,407
and one of the finest
photographers of trees

457
00:25:28,413 --> 00:25:30,533
I've had the pleasure to meet.

458
00:25:30,530 --> 00:25:32,090
Though he may have earned his daily crust

459
00:25:32,094 --> 00:25:33,744
as a quantity surveyor,

460
00:25:33,742 --> 00:25:36,102
but at heart, he was a true artist.

461
00:25:37,005 --> 00:25:40,235
Let me anticipate one of
your questions, Inspector.

462
00:25:40,238 --> 00:25:43,548
Did Lionel Bell have any enemies?

463
00:25:43,553 --> 00:25:47,893
The answer must be a most emphatic no.

464
00:25:47,892 --> 00:25:49,132
- Well, he didn't seem to
be getting on very well

465
00:25:49,132 --> 00:25:51,932
with Steve Bright at the Private View.

466
00:25:51,927 --> 00:25:52,927
(door thumping)

467
00:25:52,926 --> 00:25:53,796
- A difference of opinion

468
00:25:53,795 --> 00:25:55,225
about photographic techniques, that's all.

469
00:25:55,232 --> 00:25:57,622
- Don't talk rubbish, Headley.

470
00:25:57,620 --> 00:25:59,780
They couldn't stand the
sight of each other.

471
00:25:59,778 --> 00:26:01,768
It was nothing to do with photography.

472
00:26:02,814 --> 00:26:03,684
(speaking in foreign language)

473
00:26:03,683 --> 00:26:04,553
as they say.

474
00:26:06,451 --> 00:26:08,571
- Could you be more specific?

475
00:26:08,568 --> 00:26:11,978
- Steve Bright was chasing Marion Bell

476
00:26:11,978 --> 00:26:12,848
for years.
(camera shutter clicking)

477
00:26:12,846 --> 00:26:15,326
- Tittle-tattle, my dear, idle gossip.

478
00:26:15,325 --> 00:26:17,805
- Steve Bright will chase
anything in a skirt.

479
00:26:18,703 --> 00:26:21,043
- Steve was a complete pest.

480
00:26:21,039 --> 00:26:22,589
Marion told me herself.

481
00:26:22,593 --> 00:26:25,033
- Mind you, Marion thought
everyone fancied her.

482
00:26:25,032 --> 00:26:26,442
You couldn't say hello without her

483
00:26:26,440 --> 00:26:28,270
reading something into it.

484
00:26:28,265 --> 00:26:29,615
Well, you'll know what I mean,

485
00:26:29,620 --> 00:26:31,620
being an old boyfriend of hers.

486
00:26:34,271 --> 00:26:38,371
- Anyway, you are surely not
suggesting that Steve Bright

487
00:26:38,369 --> 00:26:42,029
was in any way connected with
poor Lionel's untimely demise?

488
00:26:42,029 --> 00:26:44,809
- Young hooligans from Causton, more like.

489
00:26:44,813 --> 00:26:46,583
- Muggers roaming the
woods, high on drugs.

490
00:26:46,578 --> 00:26:48,218
- Yes, yes, Mr. Carfax.

491
00:26:48,222 --> 00:26:51,322
Obviously, we'll take all
possibilities into consideration.

492
00:26:51,319 --> 00:26:55,499
Now Mr. Madrigal, when did
you last see Lionel Bell?

493
00:26:55,500 --> 00:26:57,740
- Sunday morning, here in the shop.

494
00:26:57,742 --> 00:27:01,092
The Photo Society usually
convenes on a Sunday.

495
00:27:01,089 --> 00:27:02,709
- And you Mr. Carfax?

496
00:27:02,714 --> 00:27:04,924
- The same, I reckon.

497
00:27:04,916 --> 00:27:06,356
- Mrs. Madrigal?

498
00:27:06,355 --> 00:27:09,705
- Yes, he was here on
Sunday with this lot,

499
00:27:09,713 --> 00:27:12,193
eating and drinking me
out of house and home.

500
00:27:13,560 --> 00:27:15,310
I was very fond of Lionel.

501
00:27:17,919 --> 00:27:23,129
He was a nice man, and he
took jolly nice photographs,

502
00:27:24,758 --> 00:27:25,898
(camera shutter clicking)

503
00:27:25,895 --> 00:27:28,035
unlike some people (sobbing).

504
00:27:28,040 --> 00:27:32,500
(camera shutter clicking)

505
00:27:32,498 --> 00:27:35,388
(door slamming)

506
00:27:35,391 --> 00:27:36,871
- What about you?

507
00:27:38,835 --> 00:27:40,445
When did you last see Mr. Bell?

508
00:27:41,463 --> 00:27:43,683
- Um, the same on Sunday.

509
00:27:45,113 --> 00:27:48,383
- So no one saw Mr. Bell last night?

510
00:27:48,376 --> 00:27:49,246
- Last night?

511
00:27:49,245 --> 00:27:50,855
No, why do you ask?

512
00:27:50,858 --> 00:27:53,048
- Because he had a visitor.

513
00:27:53,048 --> 00:27:53,918
They shared a bottle of wine.

514
00:27:53,916 --> 00:27:55,886
- Well, it wasn't me.

515
00:27:55,894 --> 00:27:57,404
I was at home.

516
00:27:57,396 --> 00:27:58,316
- [Sebastian] I was in the darkroom

517
00:27:58,324 --> 00:27:59,854
downstairs.
(camera shutter clicking)

518
00:27:59,846 --> 00:28:01,936
- Wine doesn't sound like Lionel.

519
00:28:01,942 --> 00:28:05,212
Decent pint at the pub,
single malt whiskey at home,

520
00:28:05,206 --> 00:28:06,306
that was Lionel.

521
00:28:06,311 --> 00:28:09,281
- Yes, that was Lionel all right.

522
00:28:09,283 --> 00:28:10,703
May he rest in peace.

523
00:28:14,016 --> 00:28:16,176
- [Ben] So this woman you
were photographed with--

524
00:28:16,178 --> 00:28:19,188
- [Tom] I was not
photographed with her, Jones.

525
00:28:19,188 --> 00:28:22,678
It was digitally manipulated
to look as if I was.

526
00:28:22,681 --> 00:28:25,151
- This woman you weren't
photographed with,

527
00:28:26,228 --> 00:28:27,908
you didn't tell me you went out with her.

528
00:28:29,480 --> 00:28:31,710
Carfax said you were an
old boyfriend of hers.

529
00:28:31,711 --> 00:28:34,031
- Yeah, well it was a
long time ago, Jones,

530
00:28:34,026 --> 00:28:36,906
and god, she was lovely.

531
00:28:39,740 --> 00:28:42,020
- So, you come across this fake photograph

532
00:28:42,024 --> 00:28:43,094
of the pair of you,

533
00:28:43,094 --> 00:28:46,804
and three days later
her husband is murdered.

534
00:28:46,799 --> 00:28:48,659
Bit of a coincidence, isn't it?

535
00:28:48,655 --> 00:28:50,635
- That's one way of putting it.

536
00:28:50,641 --> 00:28:53,581
(car engine whirring)

537
00:28:53,577 --> 00:28:56,787
(door bell tinkling)

538
00:29:12,457 --> 00:29:13,327
- Terrible days we live in, terrible.

539
00:29:17,945 --> 00:29:21,145
Work will be our salvation, Sebastian.

540
00:29:21,146 --> 00:29:22,426
- Absolutely, Dad.

541
00:29:22,425 --> 00:29:23,395
(camera shutter clicking)

542
00:29:23,398 --> 00:29:25,008
- So get thee to the darkroom.

543
00:29:26,026 --> 00:29:27,886
By my calculation, you
are at least two weeks

544
00:29:27,892 --> 00:29:29,822
behind with the nine o'clock photos.

545
00:29:29,821 --> 00:29:34,821
- Okay, but first I'd better
box up the 28 millimetre lens

546
00:29:34,816 --> 00:29:35,866
for the bloke in Yorkshire.

547
00:29:35,869 --> 00:29:36,849
- Don't trouble yourself.

548
00:29:36,849 --> 00:29:37,889
He no longer requires it.

549
00:29:37,892 --> 00:29:39,502
He phoned yesterday.

550
00:29:39,498 --> 00:29:41,248
He said he...

551
00:29:41,250 --> 00:29:42,750
- He said what, Dad?

552
00:29:44,315 --> 00:29:49,525
- He said he'd found one on the Internet.

553
00:29:49,914 --> 00:29:51,564
- If we had a website--

554
00:29:51,562 --> 00:29:53,422
- Don't even mention it.

555
00:29:53,418 --> 00:29:55,278
- Okay, okay.

556
00:29:55,284 --> 00:29:58,764
- Never, not while I still draw breath.

557
00:30:04,293 --> 00:30:05,493
- [Steve] You're joking.

558
00:30:06,493 --> 00:30:07,383
- I'm afraid not.

559
00:30:08,600 --> 00:30:10,800
- What was it, heart attack?

560
00:30:10,795 --> 00:30:13,775
- We're treating Mr.
Bell's death as suspicious.

561
00:30:13,782 --> 00:30:15,092
- What you mean he was...

562
00:30:16,702 --> 00:30:18,172
Wait a minute, you don't
think it had anything

563
00:30:18,172 --> 00:30:19,282
to do with me, do you?

564
00:30:19,277 --> 00:30:21,837
- We're talking to people
who knew him, that's all.

565
00:30:21,842 --> 00:30:23,872
- And you and Mr. Bell,

566
00:30:23,874 --> 00:30:26,444
you weren't the greatest
of friends now, were you?

567
00:30:26,441 --> 00:30:27,401
- Oh, come on.

568
00:30:27,400 --> 00:30:28,750
- No, you come on, Mr. Bright,

569
00:30:28,752 --> 00:30:31,092
and tell us about the violent argument

570
00:30:31,091 --> 00:30:34,501
in the woods a few weeks
ago, and the confrontation,

571
00:30:34,501 --> 00:30:36,481
shall we call it, at the Private View?

572
00:30:37,671 --> 00:30:39,221
- There was a little harmless rivalry

573
00:30:39,224 --> 00:30:40,994
about the Photo Society, that's all.

574
00:30:40,994 --> 00:30:44,424
- "I'll get you one of these
days, Bell, that is a promise."

575
00:30:44,417 --> 00:30:45,927
I heard you say that to him,

576
00:30:45,929 --> 00:30:48,699
that doesn't sound very harmless to me.

577
00:30:49,881 --> 00:30:50,751
- I never said that.

578
00:30:50,749 --> 00:30:52,019
You must have misheard me.

579
00:30:54,124 --> 00:30:56,624
- Wasn't the rivalry about something

580
00:30:56,617 --> 00:30:58,867
other than photography, Mr. Bright?

581
00:30:58,869 --> 00:31:00,079
- What's that supposed to mean?

582
00:31:00,078 --> 00:31:00,948
- [Ben] Was there something going on

583
00:31:00,947 --> 00:31:02,397
between you and Bell's wife?

584
00:31:03,516 --> 00:31:04,386
- Not that again.

585
00:31:04,385 --> 00:31:05,455
- Not what again?

586
00:31:05,459 --> 00:31:08,509
- Look, Marion had a thing
for me, what can I say?

587
00:31:08,514 --> 00:31:11,434
- So you didn't have a
relationship with Mrs. Bell?

588
00:31:11,433 --> 00:31:13,333
- No way, she's 15 years older than me,

589
00:31:13,328 --> 00:31:14,758
and a nutter to boot.

590
00:31:14,760 --> 00:31:15,700
- Are you married?

591
00:31:16,824 --> 00:31:17,694
- Not anymore.

592
00:31:17,693 --> 00:31:19,923
I'm a single man now and
loving every minute of it,

593
00:31:19,921 --> 00:31:22,071
thank you very much for asking.

594
00:31:22,069 --> 00:31:23,939
- Mr. Bright these photographs,

595
00:31:23,936 --> 00:31:26,416
they're digital photographs aren't they?

596
00:31:26,421 --> 00:31:27,681
- You bet.

597
00:31:27,679 --> 00:31:30,429
- And you process them,
what, on that computer?

598
00:31:30,432 --> 00:31:32,112
- Process them?

599
00:31:32,110 --> 00:31:33,600
I can make them turn somersaults

600
00:31:33,601 --> 00:31:35,941
and sing "Jerusalem" if I want.

601
00:31:35,937 --> 00:31:39,317
That's what Headley Madrigal
and his cronies don't get.

602
00:31:39,315 --> 00:31:41,345
It's not about taking
a photograph anymore.

603
00:31:41,349 --> 00:31:43,379
Anyone can take a photograph.

604
00:31:43,382 --> 00:31:45,612
It's what you do with it
afterwards that counts.

605
00:31:45,613 --> 00:31:48,593
- As with the so-called
photograph of me and Marion Bell.

606
00:31:50,701 --> 00:31:52,001
- That wasn't down to me.

607
00:31:53,726 --> 00:31:54,806
- Mr. Bright, where were you

608
00:31:54,810 --> 00:31:58,360
between say seven and 12 this morning?

609
00:31:58,355 --> 00:32:00,905
- In Manchester at a trade fair.

610
00:32:00,910 --> 00:32:02,020
I just got back.

611
00:32:02,015 --> 00:32:03,725
- What do you do for a living?

612
00:32:03,725 --> 00:32:07,585
- Fitted kitchens and making
shed loads since you ask.

613
00:32:07,594 --> 00:32:10,244
And if I wasn't, I'd be doing this.

614
00:32:10,238 --> 00:32:11,588
I could turn professional tomorrow

615
00:32:11,594 --> 00:32:13,364
if I wanted to, no trouble.

616
00:32:13,360 --> 00:32:16,230
That's what Headley Madrigal
and his mates can't stand.

617
00:32:17,260 --> 00:32:19,950
It's jealousy, pure and simple.

618
00:32:19,953 --> 00:32:22,853
(dramatic music)

619
00:32:22,849 --> 00:32:24,839
- [Tom] Check the Manchester alibi.

620
00:32:24,840 --> 00:32:25,710
- Sir.

621
00:32:25,709 --> 00:32:27,279
- He's not telling us everything, is he?

622
00:32:27,280 --> 00:32:29,590
And he lied about what
he said to Lionel Bell.

623
00:32:29,592 --> 00:32:32,162
"I'll get you one of these days," he said.

624
00:32:32,160 --> 00:32:33,260
I heard him say that.

625
00:32:34,320 --> 00:32:37,680
(cell phone ringing)

626
00:32:37,676 --> 00:32:38,546
- Jones.

627
00:32:42,837 --> 00:32:44,137
You what, say that again.

628
00:32:48,489 --> 00:32:49,889
Okay, thanks, yeah.

629
00:32:51,784 --> 00:32:53,964
They've found a diary on Bell's body.

630
00:32:53,963 --> 00:32:55,793
There's an entry for last night.

631
00:32:55,788 --> 00:32:57,458
- The mystery visitor?

632
00:32:57,456 --> 00:32:58,866
- Apparently so.

633
00:32:58,874 --> 00:33:00,004
- Who was it?

634
00:33:01,898 --> 00:33:02,768
- You, sir.

635
00:33:03,803 --> 00:33:06,673
(dramatic music)

636
00:33:09,348 --> 00:33:12,648
(slow dramatic music)

637
00:33:23,506 --> 00:33:26,286
(pipes banging)

638
00:33:32,839 --> 00:33:35,379
(hammer tapping)

639
00:33:35,375 --> 00:33:38,235
(pipes thumping)

640
00:33:57,226 --> 00:33:58,246
(door knocking)

641
00:33:58,252 --> 00:34:01,692
- [Sebastian] It's okay, come in.

642
00:34:01,687 --> 00:34:03,467
- [Headley] Have you finished?

643
00:34:03,467 --> 00:34:04,417
- Not yet.

644
00:34:06,352 --> 00:34:08,902
- What's this, biscuits?

645
00:34:08,903 --> 00:34:09,893
What about the nine o'clock photographs?

646
00:34:09,886 --> 00:34:11,796
- I'll do them later, chill, Dad.

647
00:34:11,801 --> 00:34:12,831
- I will not chill.

648
00:34:12,834 --> 00:34:15,914
The nine o'clock photographs
are a unique social document,

649
00:34:16,946 --> 00:34:19,206
a visual history of Luxton Deeping,

650
00:34:21,165 --> 00:34:22,475
the Madrigal Archive.

651
00:34:23,396 --> 00:34:25,186
- I know, I know.

652
00:34:26,535 --> 00:34:31,745
- Sebastian, now that poor
Lionel is no longer with us,

653
00:34:32,395 --> 00:34:33,745
I need you more than ever.

654
00:34:34,699 --> 00:34:38,089
He was my ally, my one true friend.

655
00:34:39,840 --> 00:34:41,580
- What about Eddie?

656
00:34:41,582 --> 00:34:44,162
- Edward is a good sort, I grant you that,

657
00:34:44,157 --> 00:34:46,267
but is he a true believer?

658
00:34:46,273 --> 00:34:47,723
I have my doubts.

659
00:34:47,723 --> 00:34:51,603
Your mother saw him
coming out of that shop

660
00:34:51,602 --> 00:34:52,982
in Midsomer Market.

661
00:34:54,073 --> 00:34:54,943
- QuikPix?

662
00:34:57,913 --> 00:35:00,123
Perhaps he was buying film.

663
00:35:00,120 --> 00:35:01,050
- Film?

664
00:35:01,046 --> 00:35:02,936
QuikPix do not stock film.

665
00:35:02,936 --> 00:35:04,746
They are exclusively digital.

666
00:35:06,074 --> 00:35:07,694
It breaks my heart to think it,

667
00:35:09,046 --> 00:35:12,496
but Edward may have succumbed.

668
00:35:17,866 --> 00:35:20,646
(door thumping)

669
00:35:28,702 --> 00:35:32,002
- Ah Jones, look, look, look.

670
00:35:31,996 --> 00:35:34,846
Looks like his handwriting, doesn't it?

671
00:35:34,853 --> 00:35:36,543
- Yeah.

672
00:35:36,542 --> 00:35:39,102
- So what was on the memory
card in Bell's mouth?

673
00:35:40,682 --> 00:35:41,552
- These.

674
00:35:47,608 --> 00:35:48,478
- Oh.

675
00:35:52,214 --> 00:35:57,434
Well, we need to find out who
she is and who took these.

676
00:35:58,293 --> 00:36:01,103
- Well, it wasn't Lionel
Bell, he was a film-only man.

677
00:36:01,098 --> 00:36:03,518
These were taken with a
high quality digital camera.

678
00:36:03,517 --> 00:36:06,077
- The same kind that Steve Bright uses.

679
00:36:06,082 --> 00:36:06,982
- Yeah.

680
00:36:06,979 --> 00:36:09,189
- So Stephen Bright must be
the first person we go to.

681
00:36:09,190 --> 00:36:12,310
What about the film in Bell's camera?

682
00:36:12,307 --> 00:36:13,177
- Trees.

683
00:36:13,176 --> 00:36:14,036
- Trees.

684
00:36:15,269 --> 00:36:17,839
- No sign of a murderer, unfortunately.

685
00:36:17,844 --> 00:36:18,734
- Morning, chaps.

686
00:36:20,231 --> 00:36:22,711
I hear you've got a juicy one
down in Luxton Deeping, eh?

687
00:36:22,713 --> 00:36:24,143
- Looks like, yeah.

688
00:36:24,142 --> 00:36:25,012
- Wish I was working on it

689
00:36:25,011 --> 00:36:27,441
instead of writing this damn report.

690
00:36:27,437 --> 00:36:28,687
Ah, Ben, a little bird tells me

691
00:36:28,688 --> 00:36:30,128
you're collecting for the wedding present.

692
00:36:30,127 --> 00:36:30,997
- Yeah.

693
00:36:30,996 --> 00:36:34,486
- Can I just say the espresso
machine is still up for grabs?

694
00:36:38,552 --> 00:36:39,552
- [Ben] Oh, thanks.

695
00:36:48,406 --> 00:36:50,006
- What?

696
00:36:50,012 --> 00:36:51,512
- The fingerprints on the wine glasses.

697
00:36:51,513 --> 00:36:53,063
They've found a match.

698
00:36:53,056 --> 00:36:54,316
- That was quick.

699
00:36:54,318 --> 00:36:55,928
- Do you want to know why it was quick?

700
00:36:55,934 --> 00:36:58,744
- Yes, I want to know why it was quick.

701
00:36:58,739 --> 00:37:01,639
- The prints on one of
the glasses are yours.

702
00:37:09,625 --> 00:37:12,665
I assume you weren't at Lionel
Bell's on Sunday evening.

703
00:37:12,670 --> 00:37:13,720
- No, of course I wasn't.

704
00:37:13,723 --> 00:37:14,593
- Or any other evening?

705
00:37:14,591 --> 00:37:16,181
- No, no.

706
00:37:16,184 --> 00:37:19,174
- So how did your prints end
up on one of his wine glasses?

707
00:37:20,726 --> 00:37:23,586
(dramatic music)

708
00:37:25,067 --> 00:37:28,477
- Because it wasn't one
of Lionel Bell's glasses.

709
00:37:30,187 --> 00:37:31,817
The photographic exhibition, Jones,

710
00:37:31,824 --> 00:37:35,524
they served wine, a very dodgy chardonnay.

711
00:37:35,515 --> 00:37:37,785
Someone could've picked up my glass there.

712
00:37:37,789 --> 00:37:40,669
- Well, how come Bell's prints
aren't on the other glass?

713
00:37:40,666 --> 00:37:43,536
- Bell wasn't a wine drinker, remember?

714
00:37:43,544 --> 00:37:45,124
Check the bottle.

715
00:37:45,119 --> 00:37:46,469
Maybe it's the same chardonnay

716
00:37:46,474 --> 00:37:48,214
they served at the exhibition.

717
00:37:49,790 --> 00:37:50,660
- Will do.

718
00:37:55,994 --> 00:37:58,954
- They've gone to a lot
of trouble, haven't they?

719
00:37:58,954 --> 00:38:02,744
The fake photograph, the
diary, the fingerprints.

720
00:38:02,741 --> 00:38:04,741
Someone's really got it in for you, sir.

721
00:38:08,726 --> 00:38:11,656
You'll have to tell them
about this upstairs, you know.

722
00:38:11,658 --> 00:38:12,788
- Yes I know.

723
00:38:14,127 --> 00:38:19,107
- Three, two, one, time, Dad.

724
00:38:21,290 --> 00:38:22,880
- Thank you, Sebastian.

725
00:38:24,412 --> 00:38:25,952
- Morning all.

726
00:38:25,951 --> 00:38:27,731
The work goes on, I see.

727
00:38:28,746 --> 00:38:30,856
- It's what Lionel would have wanted.

728
00:38:30,862 --> 00:38:31,972
Cup of tea, Edward?

729
00:38:31,968 --> 00:38:32,908
- Wouldn't say no.

730
00:38:34,272 --> 00:38:35,782
Here, let me give you a hand.

731
00:38:38,078 --> 00:38:40,208
Mom saw you coming out of QuikPix.

732
00:38:41,603 --> 00:38:42,473
- Oh God.

733
00:38:42,472 --> 00:38:43,822
And she told Headley?

734
00:38:43,815 --> 00:38:45,055
- 'Fraid so.

735
00:38:45,057 --> 00:38:46,037
- Damn.

736
00:38:46,044 --> 00:38:49,144
- You haven't started you
know what again, have you?

737
00:38:49,141 --> 00:38:50,201
- Of course not.

738
00:38:51,226 --> 00:38:54,826
(dramatic music)

739
00:38:54,830 --> 00:38:56,480
Hello, what's this?

740
00:39:05,965 --> 00:39:09,175
(door bell tinkling)

741
00:39:14,985 --> 00:39:16,285
They're coming.

742
00:39:27,036 --> 00:39:29,126
- [Steve] I want a word with your old man.

743
00:39:29,125 --> 00:39:30,335
- Dad?

744
00:39:30,335 --> 00:39:31,465
- What is it?

745
00:39:39,192 --> 00:39:40,432
What do you want?

746
00:39:40,432 --> 00:39:42,222
- I've had the police round, haven't I?

747
00:39:42,215 --> 00:39:43,835
- So have we all.

748
00:39:43,842 --> 00:39:46,002
They are investigating the brutal murder

749
00:39:46,000 --> 00:39:48,760
of my dear friend Lionel,
in case you'd forgotten.

750
00:39:48,763 --> 00:39:51,233
- Yeah well, they've got
hold of some nonsense

751
00:39:51,234 --> 00:39:53,144
about me and Marion Bell.

752
00:39:53,143 --> 00:39:54,943
- The tawdry details of your private life

753
00:39:54,943 --> 00:39:57,123
are of no interest to me.

754
00:39:57,115 --> 00:39:59,435
- Well, someone's been
wagging their tongue,

755
00:39:59,441 --> 00:40:01,801
and I reckon it was one of you lot.

756
00:40:01,797 --> 00:40:03,747
It's ancient history,

757
00:40:03,747 --> 00:40:06,327
so just leave it out in future, all right?

758
00:40:06,333 --> 00:40:07,623
All of ya.

759
00:40:07,615 --> 00:40:10,685
- I do not appreciate being
harangued and intimidated

760
00:40:10,691 --> 00:40:11,911
on my own premises.

761
00:40:11,911 --> 00:40:12,831
Now kindly leave.

762
00:40:12,829 --> 00:40:14,579
- Keep your hair on, Headers.

763
00:40:16,739 --> 00:40:18,609
- Sebastian, see these gentlemen out.

764
00:40:20,110 --> 00:40:22,800
(door banging)

765
00:40:25,975 --> 00:40:29,445
- I know what a stirrer you are, Carfax.

766
00:40:30,993 --> 00:40:32,583
So just keep it buttoned.

767
00:40:33,548 --> 00:40:36,828
There are plenty of tales
I could tell about you.

768
00:40:36,832 --> 00:40:37,882
You too, Seb.

769
00:40:38,834 --> 00:40:40,654
- Is that the new D2X?

770
00:40:42,953 --> 00:40:45,673
- Yeah, here, have a go.

771
00:40:47,791 --> 00:40:50,031
12.2 megapixels.

772
00:40:50,026 --> 00:40:54,236
- 12.2, my god.

773
00:40:54,235 --> 00:40:56,045
- You wouldn't believe the resolution.

774
00:40:56,049 --> 00:40:57,199
Borrow it for the day.

775
00:40:59,231 --> 00:41:00,101
Go on.

776
00:41:03,410 --> 00:41:06,710
(slow dramatic music)

777
00:41:11,075 --> 00:41:11,935
- Sebastian.

778
00:41:17,920 --> 00:41:19,480
- You'd better go.

779
00:41:24,429 --> 00:41:27,639
(door bell tinkling)

780
00:41:29,510 --> 00:41:30,570
- So you think they're going to take you

781
00:41:30,573 --> 00:41:31,913
off the investigation?

782
00:41:31,908 --> 00:41:32,778
- Yes I do.

783
00:41:32,777 --> 00:41:34,277
Well in the circumstances,

784
00:41:34,281 --> 00:41:35,861
I don't think they've got a choice.

785
00:41:35,860 --> 00:41:37,080
- But you're not a suspect.

786
00:41:37,080 --> 00:41:40,280
- No, no, of course I'm not a suspect.

787
00:41:40,281 --> 00:41:42,351
- Any news of Marion Bell?

788
00:41:42,346 --> 00:41:43,556
- No, there isn't.

789
00:41:43,555 --> 00:41:47,745
Tried to phone her in Malaga,
but there's no answer.

790
00:41:47,747 --> 00:41:49,137
- That's odd.

791
00:41:49,144 --> 00:41:50,394
- [Tom] What's odd?

792
00:41:50,385 --> 00:41:54,215
- Dear Mr. and Mrs. Barnaby,
as valued customers,

793
00:41:54,222 --> 00:41:56,542
we would like to make
you this special offer.

794
00:41:56,537 --> 00:41:58,197
The Golden Hinde Hotel.

795
00:41:58,195 --> 00:41:59,895
Have you been there?

796
00:41:59,896 --> 00:42:00,766
- No.

797
00:42:00,765 --> 00:42:01,625
- Me neither.

798
00:42:01,634 --> 00:42:03,854
So how come we're valued customers?

799
00:42:03,848 --> 00:42:05,508
- Well, it's just a mail shot, isn't it?

800
00:42:06,468 --> 00:42:07,338
(doorbell ringing)

801
00:42:07,336 --> 00:42:08,896
Oh, that'll be Jones.

802
00:42:08,902 --> 00:42:09,772
- I'll go.

803
00:42:09,771 --> 00:42:10,641
Finish your coffee.

804
00:42:10,640 --> 00:42:13,090
Two gourmet dinners for the price of one.

805
00:42:13,085 --> 00:42:14,185
Maybe we should go.

806
00:42:16,928 --> 00:42:17,798
Morning.

807
00:42:17,797 --> 00:42:19,527
- [Ben] Morning.

808
00:42:19,530 --> 00:42:20,420
- Morning, Jones.

809
00:42:25,337 --> 00:42:26,647
What's up with you?

810
00:42:26,650 --> 00:42:28,190
- You're not gonna like it.

811
00:42:28,194 --> 00:42:29,764
- What am I not going to like?

812
00:42:30,769 --> 00:42:32,969
- Spellman's taking
over the investigation.

813
00:42:34,189 --> 00:42:35,259
- Spellman?

814
00:42:36,775 --> 00:42:37,685
- Is that bad?

815
00:42:39,496 --> 00:42:41,066
- Spellman is a bureaucrat,

816
00:42:41,071 --> 00:42:43,861
a desk pilot, a number-cruncher.

817
00:42:43,855 --> 00:42:46,015
- Well, he's a little
inexperienced, maybe.

818
00:42:46,024 --> 00:42:48,304
- What do you mean a little inexperienced?

819
00:42:48,297 --> 00:42:51,347
- Anyway, you're due to see
him at 10, so we'd better go.

820
00:42:52,906 --> 00:42:56,316
- Try not to lose your temper.

821
00:42:56,319 --> 00:42:59,309
(door clicking)

822
00:42:59,307 --> 00:43:00,697
(dramatic music)

823
00:43:00,699 --> 00:43:02,129
- [Woman] Tom!

824
00:43:02,126 --> 00:43:03,076
- Tom, what is it?

825
00:43:04,264 --> 00:43:06,294
- You've just reminded me of something.

826
00:43:06,291 --> 00:43:07,161
(dramatic boom)

827
00:43:07,160 --> 00:43:09,510
- Tom, how nice to see you.

828
00:43:17,576 --> 00:43:18,656
- Who was she?

829
00:43:18,661 --> 00:43:20,431
- No idea who she was.

830
00:43:20,433 --> 00:43:21,983
- Didn't you think it was a bit odd

831
00:43:21,976 --> 00:43:25,156
being kissed by a complete
stranger in the street?

832
00:43:25,157 --> 00:43:28,917
- Well, she knew my name,
and I assumed, you know,

833
00:43:28,921 --> 00:43:30,501
that she was one of your friends.

834
00:43:30,495 --> 00:43:32,285
You know I always get them mixed up.

835
00:43:32,289 --> 00:43:34,999
- And you're absolutely
sure it wasn't Marion Bell?

836
00:43:35,000 --> 00:43:37,680
- I'm absolutely sure
it was not Marion Bell.

837
00:43:37,680 --> 00:43:39,120
- How long ago was this?

838
00:43:40,182 --> 00:43:42,362
- It's four, five weeks ago.

839
00:43:42,361 --> 00:43:44,501
- What were you doing in Midsomer Market?

840
00:43:45,761 --> 00:43:48,171
- Someone had phoned me
up wanted to talk to me

841
00:43:48,169 --> 00:43:49,839
about a suspicious death.

842
00:43:49,838 --> 00:43:51,618
It turned out to be a hoax.

843
00:43:51,621 --> 00:43:52,511
- You think it was a set-up?

844
00:43:52,507 --> 00:43:54,717
- Well, of course it was a set up.

845
00:43:54,718 --> 00:43:56,498
Someone was waiting with a camera,

846
00:43:56,501 --> 00:44:01,021
and they digitally replaced
this woman with Marion Bell.

847
00:44:02,527 --> 00:44:03,827
- It's obvious, isn't it?

848
00:44:07,334 --> 00:44:08,264
- Of course it is.

849
00:44:08,262 --> 00:44:10,712
I mean we believe you, don't we, Ben?

850
00:44:11,787 --> 00:44:12,657
- Yeah.

851
00:44:13,935 --> 00:44:16,065
- And I'm sure Martin Spellman will too.

852
00:44:17,949 --> 00:44:21,469
- And the salmon is wild yeah, not farmed?

853
00:44:21,473 --> 00:44:23,333
Right, thinking about
wine, wine, wine, wine.

854
00:44:23,329 --> 00:44:24,469
What have you got?

855
00:44:26,288 --> 00:44:27,828
You're sure?

856
00:44:27,834 --> 00:44:28,704
Oh.

857
00:44:29,851 --> 00:44:32,581
(laughs) Fantastic, no, you're a top man.

858
00:44:32,578 --> 00:44:34,098
Thanks bye, bye bye.

859
00:44:35,550 --> 00:44:37,890
Caterers, Tom, nightmare.

860
00:44:37,886 --> 00:44:40,316
Okay, cards on the table, eh?

861
00:44:41,587 --> 00:44:44,847
If there has been any contact

862
00:44:44,851 --> 00:44:47,511
between you and this ex-girlfriend,

863
00:44:47,510 --> 00:44:49,720
now's the time to come clean, eh?

864
00:44:49,720 --> 00:44:52,880
- I haven't seen Marion Bell in 34 years.

865
00:44:54,288 --> 00:44:56,758
- Hmm, because if we
look at this objectively,

866
00:44:56,759 --> 00:44:58,599
it doesn't look too clever, does it?

867
00:44:59,772 --> 00:45:04,012
There's the photograph of
you and the ex-girlfriend.

868
00:45:04,006 --> 00:45:05,606
- That's fake, as I explained.

869
00:45:06,539 --> 00:45:07,859
- Your fingerprints on the glass.

870
00:45:07,864 --> 00:45:10,604
- Which was almost certainly
taken from the Private Viewing

871
00:45:10,596 --> 00:45:12,646
at the Luxton Deeping
Photographic Society.

872
00:45:12,650 --> 00:45:13,560
- Your name in the victim's diary

873
00:45:13,557 --> 00:45:14,907
for the following evening.

874
00:45:16,727 --> 00:45:21,937
- Well, someone obviously
phoned Bell pretending to be me.

875
00:45:24,630 --> 00:45:26,820
- Where were you that evening, by the way?

876
00:45:28,988 --> 00:45:30,328
- Home.

877
00:45:30,327 --> 00:45:31,197
- With Joyce?

878
00:45:32,555 --> 00:45:36,175
- No, she was at a book club meeting.

879
00:45:36,184 --> 00:45:37,054
- Alone, eh?

880
00:45:39,374 --> 00:45:40,244
Pity.

881
00:45:41,428 --> 00:45:43,468
And the next morning, day of the murder?

882
00:45:43,472 --> 00:45:46,802
- I left home at 8:15,
went to Badger's Drift

883
00:45:46,798 --> 00:45:49,798
to meet up with Detective Sergeant Jones.

884
00:45:49,801 --> 00:45:55,021
- Badgers Drift, only a couple
of miles from Luxton Deeping.

885
00:45:55,422 --> 00:45:58,622
- Yes, yes, oh for crying
out loud, Spellman.

886
00:45:58,623 --> 00:46:01,733
There is an ingenious
and resourceful killer

887
00:46:01,730 --> 00:46:02,750
out there somewhere,

888
00:46:02,747 --> 00:46:04,947
and you're just wasting
time playing games with me.

889
00:46:04,952 --> 00:46:08,822
Look, there was some sort of grudge

890
00:46:08,820 --> 00:46:10,620
between Lionel Bell and Steve Bright,

891
00:46:10,624 --> 00:46:13,674
and nobody will come clean about it.

892
00:46:13,669 --> 00:46:16,339
Now Steve Bright and his
two friends, Knox, Peters.

893
00:46:16,338 --> 00:46:17,818
They have the technical know-how

894
00:46:17,819 --> 00:46:19,139
to come up with stuff like this.

895
00:46:19,143 --> 00:46:20,863
Now, I want search warrants for them all,

896
00:46:20,864 --> 00:46:22,994
and I want them brought
in here for questioning.

897
00:46:22,991 --> 00:46:25,651
- Well what you want is not relevant, Tom,

898
00:46:25,650 --> 00:46:28,710
because you're no longer in
charge of this investigation.

899
00:46:28,705 --> 00:46:31,515
(dramatic music)

900
00:46:31,517 --> 00:46:32,647
You're to go home and stay there.

901
00:46:32,646 --> 00:46:34,406
Do not discuss this case with anyone,

902
00:46:34,408 --> 00:46:35,658
that includes Sergeant Jones.

903
00:46:35,660 --> 00:46:36,900
Oh and all relevant paperwork

904
00:46:36,901 --> 00:46:39,411
must be handed in to me immediately.

905
00:46:39,413 --> 00:46:41,183
Every scrap, Tom, understood?

906
00:46:43,908 --> 00:46:44,938
- Yes.

907
00:46:47,088 --> 00:46:48,928
- Oh, Tom, Tom, Tom, Tom.

908
00:46:48,933 --> 00:46:50,353
We finally tracked down this health club

909
00:46:50,352 --> 00:46:52,762
where Marion Bell works, it's in Malaga.

910
00:46:58,287 --> 00:47:00,657
Apparently she handed in
her notice six weeks ago.

911
00:47:00,664 --> 00:47:02,064
Her boss is under the impression

912
00:47:02,061 --> 00:47:03,571
she's coming back to England.

913
00:47:04,562 --> 00:47:06,132
Know anything about that, Tom?

914
00:47:07,598 --> 00:47:12,808
- No, I do not, and in
view of the circumstances,

915
00:47:12,874 --> 00:47:16,594
I'd prefer it if we kept
this formal, Inspector.

916
00:47:18,590 --> 00:47:19,800
- Sure, if that's what you want, sir.

917
00:47:31,549 --> 00:47:33,739
(door slamming)

918
00:47:33,736 --> 00:47:37,296
(keyboard keys clicking)

919
00:47:50,151 --> 00:47:51,391
- Well?

920
00:47:51,392 --> 00:47:54,442
- Spellman is enjoying
every minute of this,

921
00:47:54,436 --> 00:47:55,936
sententious git, and I,

922
00:47:59,356 --> 00:48:01,306
I am under house arrest.

923
00:48:01,308 --> 00:48:02,178
- What?

924
00:48:02,176 --> 00:48:03,046
- Yeah, well as good as.

925
00:48:04,910 --> 00:48:06,170
Got anything?

926
00:48:06,167 --> 00:48:08,227
- No, not yet.

927
00:48:08,231 --> 00:48:12,171
Bright, Knox, Peters, no criminal records,

928
00:48:12,173 --> 00:48:14,473
no connection with you
as far as I can find.

929
00:48:15,583 --> 00:48:16,783
- Keep looking for her.

930
00:48:19,399 --> 00:48:20,929
- Should you be taking those?

931
00:48:20,932 --> 00:48:21,932
- No.

932
00:48:21,933 --> 00:48:22,863
- Okay.

933
00:48:25,332 --> 00:48:28,162
- I bet Steve Bright knows who she is.

934
00:48:29,893 --> 00:48:34,173
Now Jones, make sure that
Spellman keeps on at him, okay?

935
00:48:34,174 --> 00:48:35,044
- I'll do my best.

936
00:48:35,043 --> 00:48:35,913
- You do that.

937
00:48:39,421 --> 00:48:42,201
(door clicking)

938
00:48:47,047 --> 00:48:50,917
(computer beeping)

939
00:48:50,920 --> 00:48:53,100
- Yeah, the color's a bit weak here,

940
00:48:54,205 --> 00:48:57,965
but I can crank up the reds like this.

941
00:49:00,888 --> 00:49:04,808
And it's a bit blown-out
in the highlights,

942
00:49:04,809 --> 00:49:05,959
I've lost the detail.

943
00:49:07,595 --> 00:49:09,505
(dramatic music)

944
00:49:09,506 --> 00:49:13,206
But the beauty is, the sensor
will have picked it up,

945
00:49:13,213 --> 00:49:15,333
so all I have to do is (gurgling).

946
00:49:36,836 --> 00:49:39,526
(head banging)

947
00:49:50,000 --> 00:49:52,030
- No, no, Imogen.
(sirens wailing)

948
00:49:52,029 --> 00:49:53,669
Imogen, have you got the faintest idea

949
00:49:53,670 --> 00:49:55,710
how much tiger prawns cost?

950
00:49:55,714 --> 00:49:59,864
No, no, no, no, no, two per portion, max.

951
00:50:00,928 --> 00:50:02,758
- Looks like another strangulation.

952
00:50:04,316 --> 00:50:06,516
Make a note of that.
- Yes, sir.

953
00:50:06,520 --> 00:50:07,810
- [Martin] They're getting a
free bar for goodness sake.

954
00:50:07,811 --> 00:50:08,681
What more do they want?

955
00:50:08,680 --> 00:50:11,100
- I never realised photography
was such a dangerous pastime.

956
00:50:11,104 --> 00:50:12,724
- [Martin] No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

957
00:50:12,721 --> 00:50:13,821
- What's his problem?

958
00:50:14,942 --> 00:50:15,892
- He's getting married.

959
00:50:15,890 --> 00:50:18,870
- I don't care if they are
your mother's oldest friends,

960
00:50:18,873 --> 00:50:22,213
sweetheart, they're not sitting
on our table, that's final.

961
00:50:22,209 --> 00:50:23,919
- Tom's still under the weather, is he?

962
00:50:23,919 --> 00:50:25,459
- You could say that, yeah.

963
00:50:25,462 --> 00:50:27,112
- He's missing a goody here.

964
00:50:27,110 --> 00:50:29,450
- Ben, haven't you moved him yet?

965
00:50:30,822 --> 00:50:32,822
No wonder these
investigations cost a fortune,

966
00:50:32,824 --> 00:50:34,804
people standing around doing nothing.

967
00:50:34,795 --> 00:50:36,745
- I thought you'd like a look first.

968
00:50:40,780 --> 00:50:42,210
- I'll read your report.

969
00:50:42,208 --> 00:50:43,748
I'm sure it'll contain
everything I need to know.

970
00:50:43,752 --> 00:50:45,362
- Well, I'd like a look
inside his mouth, sir,

971
00:50:45,357 --> 00:50:47,207
before the body's moved.

972
00:50:47,212 --> 00:50:48,452
- What for?

973
00:50:48,450 --> 00:50:50,300
- Well, there was a memory
card in Lionel Bell's mouth,

974
00:50:50,300 --> 00:50:52,770
so maybe there's something--
- All right, all right.

975
00:50:52,765 --> 00:50:54,955
You don't have to spell it
out, just get on with it.

976
00:51:03,118 --> 00:51:05,958
- Well that's hardly a memory card, Ben.

977
00:51:06,889 --> 00:51:08,929
Something much more traditional.

978
00:51:08,933 --> 00:51:11,353
- Black and white medium format film,

979
00:51:11,349 --> 00:51:13,319
not Bright's thing at all.

980
00:51:13,323 --> 00:51:15,413
I'll get this processed, shall I, sir?

981
00:51:16,315 --> 00:51:18,015
- Yes, of course.

982
00:51:18,015 --> 00:51:21,115
- And there may be
something on this organiser.

983
00:51:21,122 --> 00:51:22,012
- Well, get it bagged up then.

984
00:51:22,009 --> 00:51:25,009
Ben, I'm not going to hold
your hand 24/7 like Barnaby.

985
00:51:25,006 --> 00:51:26,876
(cell phone ringing)

986
00:51:26,878 --> 00:51:27,748
Spellman.

987
00:51:28,649 --> 00:51:30,309
- I hope Tom gets well soon.

988
00:51:30,309 --> 00:51:32,889
- Darling, darling I did not shout at you.

989
00:51:32,892 --> 00:51:34,552
- So do I.

990
00:51:34,550 --> 00:51:37,240
(lively music)

991
00:52:05,392 --> 00:52:08,172
(door creaking)

992
00:52:19,170 --> 00:52:22,200
- No, at this rate we'll
be here until Christmas.

993
00:52:22,204 --> 00:52:24,814
No I will, absolutely, absolutely I will.

994
00:52:24,811 --> 00:52:26,751
Hang on just 10 seconds, yep?

995
00:52:26,750 --> 00:52:27,820
Peterson will you get in there

996
00:52:27,816 --> 00:52:29,726
and tell him to get a shift on, yeah?

997
00:52:29,733 --> 00:52:31,233
I haven't had any breakfast yet.

998
00:52:31,234 --> 00:52:33,434
John, yeah about 15 minutes.

999
00:52:33,433 --> 00:52:35,873
(cell phone ringing)

1000
00:52:35,874 --> 00:52:37,284
- Hello, Jones.

1001
00:52:37,282 --> 00:52:39,142
- Bright's dead, sir.

1002
00:52:39,138 --> 00:52:40,578
- Yes, I know.

1003
00:52:40,577 --> 00:52:41,587
- You do?

1004
00:52:41,588 --> 00:52:43,228
- How did he die?

1005
00:52:43,228 --> 00:52:44,168
- It looks like strangulation.

1006
00:52:44,174 --> 00:52:46,194
And there was a roll of film in his mouth.

1007
00:52:46,187 --> 00:52:48,617
- Be interesting to see what's on it.

1008
00:52:48,616 --> 00:52:51,896
- There's a sort of studio at
the back of Bright's house.

1009
00:52:51,901 --> 00:52:52,771
I'm in it now.

1010
00:52:52,769 --> 00:52:55,719
I think it's where the photos
of the girl were taken.

1011
00:52:55,717 --> 00:52:57,907
You know that sofa thing she was lying on?

1012
00:53:00,086 --> 00:53:00,946
- [Tom] Yes.

1013
00:53:00,954 --> 00:53:02,254
- There's one like it here,

1014
00:53:02,252 --> 00:53:06,362
and I found a stiletto boot.

1015
00:53:10,027 --> 00:53:11,327
- [Martin] Ben.

1016
00:53:13,214 --> 00:53:15,744
- You better hang up,
I think you're needed.

1017
00:53:17,259 --> 00:53:18,129
- Where are you?

1018
00:53:19,528 --> 00:53:20,758
- In my back garden.

1019
00:53:20,763 --> 00:53:22,863
- Oh, lucky for some.

1020
00:53:24,372 --> 00:53:25,502
(cell phone beeps)

1021
00:53:25,501 --> 00:53:27,171
- [Martin] Jones, where are you?

1022
00:53:29,134 --> 00:53:32,184
(window knocking)

1023
00:53:35,715 --> 00:53:36,605
- I think this is the place

1024
00:53:36,612 --> 00:53:39,552
where the photos of the
girl were taken, sir.

1025
00:53:39,546 --> 00:53:41,276
- Uh huh, what girl?

1026
00:53:44,745 --> 00:53:48,435
- The blonde, on the memory card,

1027
00:53:48,436 --> 00:53:51,696
that was in Lionel Bell's mouth.

1028
00:53:51,700 --> 00:53:52,570
- Ah.

1029
00:53:56,319 --> 00:53:58,609
- What's this got to do with my dad?

1030
00:53:58,613 --> 00:54:01,243
- Well I don't know, maybe nothing.

1031
00:54:01,241 --> 00:54:03,101
- Dad was only interested
in black and white,

1032
00:54:03,097 --> 00:54:04,757
and he never took people.

1033
00:54:05,818 --> 00:54:06,958
- But do you know this girl?

1034
00:54:06,962 --> 00:54:07,832
Do you know who she is?

1035
00:54:07,831 --> 00:54:08,701
- No, I don't.

1036
00:54:11,291 --> 00:54:16,511
- Philly, can we talk about
the time your parents split up?

1037
00:54:18,584 --> 00:54:19,474
- Okay.

1038
00:54:19,467 --> 00:54:21,187
- Now had it anything, anything at all,

1039
00:54:21,188 --> 00:54:23,528
to do with Steve Bright?

1040
00:54:23,534 --> 00:54:25,944
- Steve Bright, no way.

1041
00:54:26,893 --> 00:54:27,883
- You see because it has been suggested

1042
00:54:27,882 --> 00:54:32,532
that Steve Bright was
pursuing your mother.

1043
00:54:34,545 --> 00:54:37,565
- Mom thought every man she
ever met was in love with her.

1044
00:54:39,122 --> 00:54:41,712
Okay, she's an attractive woman.

1045
00:54:41,708 --> 00:54:43,988
When she was young, she
must have been amazing.

1046
00:54:43,992 --> 00:54:45,892
- Oh, she was.

1047
00:54:45,890 --> 00:54:48,400
- But most of the time, it's fantasy.

1048
00:54:51,124 --> 00:54:52,624
It drove Dad mad.

1049
00:54:53,825 --> 00:54:56,525
She'd leave us, then come
back, then leave again.

1050
00:54:57,411 --> 00:55:00,371
She couldn't live with him,
she couldn't live without him.

1051
00:55:01,728 --> 00:55:03,998
Seb says it's the modern disease.

1052
00:55:04,001 --> 00:55:05,461
- What is?

1053
00:55:05,461 --> 00:55:06,931
- Chronic dissatisfaction.

1054
00:55:06,931 --> 00:55:09,821
- Ha, well, he's right!

1055
00:55:11,947 --> 00:55:16,447
Now, Philly when I asked you the other day

1056
00:55:17,577 --> 00:55:20,847
if you had seen your mother
since she went to Spain,

1057
00:55:20,852 --> 00:55:23,252
you didn't give me a
straight answer, did you?

1058
00:55:25,314 --> 00:55:27,724
'Cause, you have seen her, haven't you?

1059
00:55:31,039 --> 00:55:31,909
- Yes.

1060
00:55:34,376 --> 00:55:35,236
- When?

1061
00:55:36,951 --> 00:55:39,761
- About five weeks ago,
she came to England.

1062
00:55:41,247 --> 00:55:43,907
She wanted me to ask Dad
if he would take her back.

1063
00:55:46,688 --> 00:55:47,588
- And?

1064
00:55:47,587 --> 00:55:49,987
- I told her he never
wanted to see her again.

1065
00:55:51,267 --> 00:55:52,567
- Did he really say that?

1066
00:55:54,719 --> 00:55:55,709
- Of course not.

1067
00:55:57,628 --> 00:56:00,238
I didn't even tell him she was here

1068
00:56:00,235 --> 00:56:01,555
because he would've said yes,

1069
00:56:01,559 --> 00:56:03,929
and it would've started all over again.

1070
00:56:06,043 --> 00:56:09,293
But now all I can think
is, if I had told him,

1071
00:56:10,318 --> 00:56:12,418
maybe he'd still be alive today.

1072
00:56:19,952 --> 00:56:21,872
- Ah, excuse me, sir.

1073
00:56:21,871 --> 00:56:25,151
I'm Detective Chief Inspector
Barnaby from Causton CID.

1074
00:56:25,145 --> 00:56:27,615
Is this your usual delivery time?

1075
00:56:27,616 --> 00:56:29,546
- Roundabout now, yeah.

1076
00:56:29,545 --> 00:56:31,555
- So you knew the man
who lived here, Mr. Bell?

1077
00:56:31,558 --> 00:56:32,778
- What, poor old Lionel?

1078
00:56:32,778 --> 00:56:34,328
Yeah, I used to see him sometimes,

1079
00:56:34,331 --> 00:56:36,101
going out with his camera gear.

1080
00:56:36,104 --> 00:56:37,364
- How about last Monday?

1081
00:56:39,635 --> 00:56:41,205
- I did see him, as it happens.

1082
00:56:41,213 --> 00:56:42,843
- Which way did he go from here?

1083
00:56:42,840 --> 00:56:45,170
- That way, as usual.

1084
00:56:45,168 --> 00:56:47,858
(lively music)

1085
00:56:49,148 --> 00:56:51,168
- Thank you, thanks so much.

1086
00:56:59,273 --> 00:57:04,363
- Three, two, one, time, Dad.

1087
00:57:05,597 --> 00:57:06,587
- [Headley] Good morning, Inspector.

1088
00:57:06,593 --> 00:57:07,643
- Good morning.

1089
00:57:07,635 --> 00:57:10,945
- You are now immortalised
in the Madrigal Archive.

1090
00:57:12,974 --> 00:57:13,844
- I'm honoured.

1091
00:57:18,136 --> 00:57:21,256
- Never seen her before in my life.

1092
00:57:23,902 --> 00:57:24,772
- Me neither.

1093
00:57:27,781 --> 00:57:29,941
- Nope, no idea.

1094
00:57:29,939 --> 00:57:32,059
Horrible photo though.

1095
00:57:32,056 --> 00:57:33,856
Digital, of course.

1096
00:57:33,861 --> 00:57:36,311
Look at this, Headley,
enough to make you weep.

1097
00:57:37,225 --> 00:57:39,685
- Uh, appalling, yech.

1098
00:57:39,688 --> 00:57:41,618
This is what computers do, Inspector.

1099
00:57:42,598 --> 00:57:45,578
They drain the very soul from the image.

1100
00:57:47,092 --> 00:57:48,602
- But the girl, Mr. Madrigal.

1101
00:57:49,844 --> 00:57:51,754
Do you recognise her?

1102
00:57:51,753 --> 00:57:53,363
- The girl?

1103
00:57:53,361 --> 00:57:54,301
Oh, certainly not.

1104
00:57:56,403 --> 00:57:57,753
- Ask Steve Bright.

1105
00:57:58,687 --> 00:58:01,457
That's the sort of rubbish
he's interested in.

1106
00:58:01,460 --> 00:58:03,020
- What do you mean by that, Mrs. Madrigal?

1107
00:58:03,024 --> 00:58:06,584
- Photographs of scantily
clad young women,

1108
00:58:06,580 --> 00:58:08,220
that's what I mean.

1109
00:58:08,217 --> 00:58:09,997
- Tittle-tattle, my dear.

1110
00:58:11,168 --> 00:58:12,828
- You ask Steve Bright.

1111
00:58:14,181 --> 00:58:16,131
- Well I would do that, Mrs. Madrigal,

1112
00:58:16,131 --> 00:58:17,981
but Mr. Bright was found dead

1113
00:58:17,977 --> 00:58:19,847
at his home earlier this morning.

1114
00:58:20,948 --> 00:58:21,818
- No.

1115
00:58:23,016 --> 00:58:23,886
- So it can't have been him

1116
00:58:23,885 --> 00:58:26,255
that did for poor old Lionel then.

1117
00:58:26,256 --> 00:58:30,286
- Now Lionel left his home at
9:00 a.m. last Monday morning.

1118
00:58:30,291 --> 00:58:32,271
I was wondering if he
was on your nine o'clock

1119
00:58:32,272 --> 00:58:34,452
photograph for that day.

1120
00:58:34,450 --> 00:58:36,770
- Let me see, Monday.

1121
00:58:38,654 --> 00:58:41,514
Oh, I was at the doctor's.

1122
00:58:42,866 --> 00:58:45,626
Sebastian took the nine
o'clock photograph on Monday.

1123
00:58:47,610 --> 00:58:49,310
- I don't remember seeing Lionel,

1124
00:58:49,307 --> 00:58:51,167
but he might show up
when I develop the film.

1125
00:58:51,166 --> 00:58:52,376
He pops up now and then.

1126
00:58:52,376 --> 00:58:55,216
- Well, I'd be very grateful
if I could look at that please.

1127
00:58:55,222 --> 00:58:57,782
- Sure, I was going to do
another batch tomorrow.

1128
00:59:17,227 --> 00:59:18,527
- [Ben] Oh, Martin.

1129
00:59:18,529 --> 00:59:19,399
- [Martin] What?

1130
00:59:19,397 --> 00:59:20,367
- [Ben] About the espresso machine.

1131
00:59:20,372 --> 00:59:21,242
- [Martin] Yeah, what about it?

1132
00:59:21,241 --> 00:59:22,111
- [Ben] What kind were you after?

1133
00:59:22,110 --> 00:59:23,640
- Italian one, specified on the list.

1134
00:59:23,636 --> 00:59:28,816
- Ah one of those big jobs, you mean?

1135
00:59:28,818 --> 00:59:31,148
- No, no, a domestic one.

1136
00:59:31,154 --> 00:59:33,954
We're not opening a coffee
shop, for crying out loud.

1137
00:59:33,954 --> 00:59:37,334
- Ah, I was just checking.

1138
00:59:44,123 --> 00:59:46,563
(car engine whirring)

1139
00:59:46,564 --> 00:59:49,784
(cell phone ringing)

1140
00:59:50,658 --> 00:59:52,608
- Sorry about this.

1141
00:59:52,609 --> 00:59:54,089
Spellman, shoot.

1142
00:59:55,407 --> 00:59:58,047
- I've already told Tom,
I don't know who she is.

1143
00:59:58,045 --> 00:59:58,905
- Tom?

1144
00:59:58,914 --> 01:00:00,054
- Inspector Barnaby.

1145
01:00:01,174 --> 01:00:02,414
- I'll have to call you back, yeah?

1146
01:00:02,414 --> 01:00:03,534
Well?

1147
01:00:03,530 --> 01:00:05,480
- No luck, nothing.

1148
01:00:06,544 --> 01:00:07,644
- [Philomena] Bye, thanks.

1149
01:00:07,637 --> 01:00:09,467
- [Martin] Well now
what are we going to do?

1150
01:00:09,471 --> 01:00:10,701
(door bell tinkling)

1151
01:00:10,702 --> 01:00:13,482
(door clicking)

1152
01:00:15,143 --> 01:00:18,683
- Now then gentlemen,
just a few questions.

1153
01:00:19,682 --> 01:00:22,652
Ah, you do wedding photos, right?

1154
01:00:22,653 --> 01:00:23,543
- Wedding photos?

1155
01:00:24,812 --> 01:00:26,742
- Yeah, we've got someone
shooting a DVD of ours,

1156
01:00:26,741 --> 01:00:28,391
but stills would be great as well.

1157
01:00:28,388 --> 01:00:29,928
- I'll take some wedding photos for you.

1158
01:00:29,932 --> 01:00:30,802
- No need to print 'em up.

1159
01:00:30,800 --> 01:00:31,800
Just stick 'em on a CD and we'll--

1160
01:00:31,798 --> 01:00:34,088
- We do not do wedding
photos, and if we did,

1161
01:00:34,092 --> 01:00:37,212
we would not stick 'em on a CD.

1162
01:00:37,205 --> 01:00:40,385
- Oh, carry on, Ben.

1163
01:00:40,390 --> 01:00:42,500
- Can any of you identify this woman?

1164
01:00:44,477 --> 01:00:45,847
- No, none of us know who she is.

1165
01:00:45,854 --> 01:00:47,784
We've already told Inspector Barnaby.

1166
01:00:51,570 --> 01:00:52,800
- Barnaby, when?

1167
01:00:52,798 --> 01:00:54,858
- About half an hour ago.

1168
01:00:54,863 --> 01:00:57,133
- Chief Inspector Barnaby
is no longer in charge

1169
01:00:57,125 --> 01:00:59,415
of this investigation, I am.

1170
01:00:59,419 --> 01:01:00,419
If Barnaby shows up here again,

1171
01:01:00,420 --> 01:01:03,080
you're to notify me
immediately, do you understand?

1172
01:01:04,393 --> 01:01:06,663
Ben, a word.

1173
01:01:11,160 --> 01:01:12,030
- Thank you.

1174
01:01:17,239 --> 01:01:18,109
- Did you know about this?

1175
01:01:18,108 --> 01:01:18,978
- No, I didn't.

1176
01:01:18,976 --> 01:01:20,066
- Bloody nerve of the man,

1177
01:01:20,065 --> 01:01:21,975
poking his nose into my investigation.

1178
01:01:21,984 --> 01:01:25,104
- I think it's a mistake,
sidelining him like this.

1179
01:01:25,101 --> 01:01:26,121
- Don't you get it?

1180
01:01:27,043 --> 01:01:28,813
Barnaby's past his sell-by date.

1181
01:01:28,813 --> 01:01:30,683
His days are over.

1182
01:01:30,680 --> 01:01:33,840
If you want to get ahead,
you get with the programme,

1183
01:01:33,837 --> 01:01:35,137
all right, Ben?

1184
01:01:37,262 --> 01:01:40,572
(door bell tinkling)

1185
01:01:43,110 --> 01:01:44,620
(door slamming)

1186
01:01:44,617 --> 01:01:47,567
(crowd murmuring)

1187
01:01:52,564 --> 01:01:55,434
(dramatic music)

1188
01:02:40,998 --> 01:02:42,768
(dramatic clicking)

1189
01:02:42,773 --> 01:02:45,123
- Tom, how nice to see you.

1190
01:02:47,814 --> 01:02:50,944
(dramatic clicking)

1191
01:03:06,752 --> 01:03:09,012
- Sir, are you all right?

1192
01:03:10,550 --> 01:03:12,970
- Yeah, this is where
the picture was taken.

1193
01:03:12,970 --> 01:03:16,250
Look, see the health food shop over there,

1194
01:03:16,254 --> 01:03:17,694
there it is in the photo.

1195
01:03:18,798 --> 01:03:20,478
- I believe you, sir.

1196
01:03:20,477 --> 01:03:22,017
- How about the digital detective?

1197
01:03:22,020 --> 01:03:23,100
Does he believe me?

1198
01:03:24,220 --> 01:03:25,320
- Spellman's furious.

1199
01:03:25,315 --> 01:03:27,025
- Why, has he lost his laptop?

1200
01:03:27,025 --> 01:03:30,125
- Because you've been poking
your nose in, unquote.

1201
01:03:33,010 --> 01:03:35,720
The prints from the film
that was in Bright's mouth.

1202
01:03:37,160 --> 01:03:38,560
- Her again.

1203
01:03:38,558 --> 01:03:41,198
- They tell me these
were taken with a camera

1204
01:03:41,196 --> 01:03:43,276
similar to Bell's.

1205
01:03:43,281 --> 01:03:45,421
- And I thought he preferred trees.

1206
01:03:46,314 --> 01:03:48,454
- I think the film and the memory card

1207
01:03:48,453 --> 01:03:50,063
were planted for our benefit.

1208
01:03:50,059 --> 01:03:51,459
The murderer wants us to think

1209
01:03:51,456 --> 01:03:53,556
Bright and Bell photographed this woman.

1210
01:03:54,803 --> 01:03:58,003
- Something happened between
the Bells and Steve Bright.

1211
01:03:58,004 --> 01:04:00,284
According to some,
Marion was after Bright,

1212
01:04:00,277 --> 01:04:02,957
according to others,
Bright was after Marion.

1213
01:04:02,957 --> 01:04:05,667
- Whichever, Marion ends
up running away to Spain

1214
01:04:05,668 --> 01:04:07,958
and Bright's wife divorces
him, end of story.

1215
01:04:07,962 --> 01:04:09,622
- Until five weeks ago,

1216
01:04:09,620 --> 01:04:11,720
when Marion Bell comes back to England.

1217
01:04:13,718 --> 01:04:14,588
- What?

1218
01:04:14,586 --> 01:04:17,006
- Something I discovered
while I was poking my nose in.

1219
01:04:17,013 --> 01:04:19,803
She wanted Lionel to take her back.

1220
01:04:19,797 --> 01:04:22,037
Philomena refused on his behalf.

1221
01:04:23,279 --> 01:04:24,839
- You think Marion killed him?

1222
01:04:27,117 --> 01:04:29,387
She hasn't got a grudge
against you, has she?

1223
01:04:30,568 --> 01:04:32,748
- Jones, I behaved impeccably

1224
01:04:32,747 --> 01:04:35,917
during our all too brief encounter.

1225
01:04:35,917 --> 01:04:37,217
- Well, whoever the murderer is,

1226
01:04:37,220 --> 01:04:38,820
they've certainly got it in for you.

1227
01:04:38,816 --> 01:04:40,146
- Yeah I know that.

1228
01:04:40,150 --> 01:04:42,390
- You don't, actually.

1229
01:04:42,392 --> 01:04:44,922
Your name was in Bright's organiser.

1230
01:04:44,916 --> 01:04:46,556
Apparently you had a meeting with him

1231
01:04:46,563 --> 01:04:48,103
the evening he was killed.

1232
01:04:51,000 --> 01:04:53,340
(dramatic music)

1233
01:04:53,340 --> 01:04:57,110
- That's her, that's the woman.

1234
01:04:57,110 --> 01:04:58,460
(women murmuring)

1235
01:04:58,462 --> 01:05:00,032
Sorry, excuse me.

1236
01:05:08,737 --> 01:05:10,387
- [Ben] Thank you.

1237
01:05:34,917 --> 01:05:37,417
- Oh hello, you're in a hurry.

1238
01:05:37,415 --> 01:05:38,275
- What are you doing here?

1239
01:05:38,284 --> 01:05:40,234
- Market day, I come every week.

1240
01:05:40,228 --> 01:05:41,098
- I lost her.

1241
01:05:41,102 --> 01:05:42,822
- Who?
- Ah, it doesn't matter.

1242
01:05:42,817 --> 01:05:44,477
- Who was it, the blonde girl?

1243
01:05:44,483 --> 01:05:46,353
- No, it doesn't matter.

1244
01:05:46,352 --> 01:05:47,842
- Take him home, Mrs. Barnaby.

1245
01:05:47,843 --> 01:05:49,673
Do me a favour, sir.

1246
01:05:49,668 --> 01:05:51,538
Stay away from Luxton Deeping,

1247
01:05:51,542 --> 01:05:54,152
and I'll try and keep
Spellman off your back.

1248
01:05:54,152 --> 01:05:56,932
- Come on, I've arranged
a special treat for you.

1249
01:05:56,925 --> 01:05:57,785
- What?

1250
01:05:57,794 --> 01:05:58,664
- See you.

1251
01:05:58,662 --> 01:05:59,802
- [Both] Yes.

1252
01:05:59,803 --> 01:06:03,493
- Dinner at the Golden Hinde Hotel.

1253
01:06:03,494 --> 01:06:05,374
We got another voucher in the post,

1254
01:06:05,371 --> 01:06:07,691
free champagne with the gourmet dinner.

1255
01:06:07,693 --> 01:06:10,813
- The last thing I want
is a gourmet dinner.

1256
01:06:10,811 --> 01:06:13,621
- When I rang to make the
booking, the man said,

1257
01:06:13,616 --> 01:06:17,106
"Would you like your usual
table, Mrs. Barnaby?"

1258
01:06:20,449 --> 01:06:22,019
- I really like this one.

1259
01:06:24,131 --> 01:06:28,481
It's sort of, it's
optimistic, know what I mean?

1260
01:06:29,448 --> 01:06:31,848
- And you're eating more,
so that's good, Seb.

1261
01:06:35,130 --> 01:06:38,060
- I'm really sorry about your dad, Phil.

1262
01:06:39,593 --> 01:06:40,463
- Thanks.

1263
01:06:42,804 --> 01:06:46,124
Seb, this person you told me about,

1264
01:06:46,120 --> 01:06:47,530
that you're going out with,

1265
01:06:48,560 --> 01:06:50,390
she doesn't really exist, does she?

1266
01:06:52,637 --> 01:06:55,837
You made her up, to put me off.

1267
01:06:55,841 --> 01:06:58,581
So, I think it's better

1268
01:06:58,581 --> 01:07:00,611
if we don't see each other from now on.

1269
01:07:04,263 --> 01:07:05,133
- Okay.

1270
01:07:09,842 --> 01:07:12,352
- Good luck with the photographs, Seb.

1271
01:07:12,354 --> 01:07:14,524
They're great, they really are.

1272
01:07:36,247 --> 01:07:40,817
(people laughing)
(lively music)

1273
01:07:40,821 --> 01:07:41,761
- Enjoy your meal?

1274
01:07:46,764 --> 01:07:47,864
Everything all right?

1275
01:07:47,857 --> 01:07:49,677
Yes?
- Yes, thank you.

1276
01:07:54,460 --> 01:07:55,410
- Bonsoir.

1277
01:07:55,408 --> 01:07:59,088
- Good evening, I booked
a table for eight o'clock.

1278
01:07:59,089 --> 01:08:02,229
The name's Barnaby, and
we have these vouchers.

1279
01:08:12,644 --> 01:08:14,264
- Barnaby?

1280
01:08:14,260 --> 01:08:15,440
- Yes, Barnaby.

1281
01:08:18,014 --> 01:08:19,014
- This way, please.

1282
01:08:20,428 --> 01:08:23,378
(crowd murmuring)

1283
01:08:29,007 --> 01:08:29,877
- Voila, madam.

1284
01:08:29,876 --> 01:08:31,066
- Thank you.

1285
01:08:31,070 --> 01:08:33,160
- Monsieur.
- Thank you.

1286
01:08:46,494 --> 01:08:50,604
- So this is our usual table, very nice.

1287
01:08:52,007 --> 01:08:53,617
- It's a marketing ploy, Joyce.

1288
01:08:55,541 --> 01:08:58,131
Like calling mashed spuds, pommes puree.

1289
01:08:59,764 --> 01:09:04,204
- I intend to enjoy myself
this evening, Tom, regardless.

1290
01:09:04,196 --> 01:09:08,756
- Oh, a seafood symphony,
(laughing) musical fish.

1291
01:09:08,763 --> 01:09:09,823
- Excuse me, sir.

1292
01:09:10,723 --> 01:09:13,623
I'm afraid we cannot
accept these vouchers.

1293
01:09:14,623 --> 01:09:16,033
- Why not?

1294
01:09:16,031 --> 01:09:18,201
- They are not transferable.

1295
01:09:18,202 --> 01:09:19,622
- Well, they haven't been
transferred, have they?

1296
01:09:19,617 --> 01:09:23,517
I mean you sent them to us,
and here we are using them.

1297
01:09:24,549 --> 01:09:25,959
- There must be some mistake.

1298
01:09:25,957 --> 01:09:29,947
They are intend to Mr. and Mrs. Barnaby.

1299
01:09:29,951 --> 01:09:33,141
- But we are Mr. and Mrs. Barnaby.

1300
01:09:33,141 --> 01:09:34,361
- I'm sure you are, madam,

1301
01:09:34,361 --> 01:09:39,271
but you're not our Mr. and Mrs. Barnaby.

1302
01:09:41,389 --> 01:09:44,549
- Monsieur, would you tell the manager

1303
01:09:45,643 --> 01:09:48,853
that Detective Chief Inspector
Barnaby from Causton CID

1304
01:09:48,845 --> 01:09:53,205
would like to talk to him
in private, now, please.

1305
01:09:56,665 --> 01:09:57,545
- Certainly, sir.

1306
01:10:01,399 --> 01:10:03,529
- All right, you win, let's just go.

1307
01:10:03,526 --> 01:10:04,976
It's not worth making a fuss.

1308
01:10:04,975 --> 01:10:06,765
- I should've realised this would happen.

1309
01:10:06,769 --> 01:10:07,639
- What?

1310
01:10:07,637 --> 01:10:09,407
- Fake photographs, fake
evidence, and now this,

1311
01:10:09,410 --> 01:10:11,130
a fake Mr. and Mrs. Barnaby.

1312
01:10:12,306 --> 01:10:14,206
- You mean it's something
to do with the case?

1313
01:10:14,210 --> 01:10:16,910
- Of course, it's got
something to do with the case.

1314
01:10:18,044 --> 01:10:19,204
- (sighs) Why do I get the feeling

1315
01:10:19,198 --> 01:10:21,258
that I'm not going to eat tonight?

1316
01:10:25,631 --> 01:10:28,741
- Mr. and Mrs. Barnaby were regular guests

1317
01:10:28,739 --> 01:10:30,979
until five or six months ago.

1318
01:10:30,980 --> 01:10:32,680
They favoured the William Morris suite

1319
01:10:32,680 --> 01:10:34,470
overlooking the garden.

1320
01:10:34,474 --> 01:10:35,764
- How did they pay?

1321
01:10:35,756 --> 01:10:38,246
- Always cash, rather unusual these days.

1322
01:10:39,520 --> 01:10:41,210
I'm really very sorry about this.

1323
01:10:41,212 --> 01:10:43,422
Your address must be on
our database somewhere

1324
01:10:43,420 --> 01:10:45,650
and got mixed up with theirs.
(cell phone ringing)

1325
01:10:45,651 --> 01:10:46,521
- Sorry.

1326
01:10:47,814 --> 01:10:48,684
Barnaby.

1327
01:10:50,000 --> 01:10:53,080
- It's Sebastian Madrigal here,
from Madrigal Photographic.

1328
01:10:54,456 --> 01:10:56,096
I'm just about to print
up the nine o'clock photos

1329
01:10:56,099 --> 01:10:57,169
you were asking about,

1330
01:10:57,173 --> 01:11:01,803
and there's something
I wanted to tell you.

1331
01:11:01,802 --> 01:11:04,622
- And what's that, Sebastian?

1332
01:11:04,618 --> 01:11:07,648
- It's about the blonde
girl in the photographs.

1333
01:11:07,653 --> 01:11:10,273
I couldn't talk in front of the others.

1334
01:11:10,267 --> 01:11:13,497
Now would be a good time,
my parents aren't here.

1335
01:11:14,420 --> 01:11:17,410
- Right, I'll be there in 30 minutes.

1336
01:11:17,412 --> 01:11:19,012
- I think the least we can do

1337
01:11:19,008 --> 01:11:22,228
is offer you both dinner
with our compliments.

1338
01:11:22,225 --> 01:11:24,735
- How kind, did you hear that, Tom?

1339
01:11:24,738 --> 01:11:26,848
- Ah yes, but I'm sorry we have to go.

1340
01:11:26,849 --> 01:11:30,219
We'll take up your offer
some other time, thank you.

1341
01:11:30,217 --> 01:11:31,617
Come on.

1342
01:11:31,617 --> 01:11:34,487
(dramatic music)

1343
01:11:39,158 --> 01:11:42,368
(car alarm chirping)

1344
01:11:50,290 --> 01:11:53,590
(door bell tinkling)

1345
01:11:54,548 --> 01:11:56,758
(door slamming)

1346
01:11:56,755 --> 01:11:57,975
(machine whirring)

1347
01:11:57,984 --> 01:12:01,544
So you recognised the blonde
in the photograph, did you?

1348
01:12:01,540 --> 01:12:02,820
- I think so, yeah.

1349
01:12:02,822 --> 01:12:03,692
- [Tom] Good.

1350
01:12:05,502 --> 01:12:10,122
- Steve Bright and his
mates, Adam Knox, Lee Peters,

1351
01:12:10,121 --> 01:12:14,201
that lot, were into this glamour crap.

1352
01:12:15,158 --> 01:12:17,348
They used to go to a studio in Causton

1353
01:12:17,345 --> 01:12:20,245
where you could photograph
models, so tacky.

1354
01:12:20,246 --> 01:12:23,406
Anyway, Steve had a thing
with one of the models,

1355
01:12:23,405 --> 01:12:26,255
and his wife found out about it.

1356
01:12:26,262 --> 01:12:28,482
After the divorce, Steve
set up a studio in his house

1357
01:12:28,480 --> 01:12:30,510
and tried to get people to go.

1358
01:12:32,346 --> 01:12:33,806
- Did you go?

1359
01:12:33,812 --> 01:12:37,582
- This is the day that Lionel was killed.

1360
01:12:38,692 --> 01:12:42,132
- Did you go to those
sessions at Bright's house?

1361
01:12:42,132 --> 01:12:43,002
- Once.

1362
01:12:44,134 --> 01:12:45,374
So gross.

1363
01:12:46,658 --> 01:12:48,758
All these old men leching over some girl

1364
01:12:48,764 --> 01:12:50,544
with her top off.

1365
01:12:53,926 --> 01:12:56,606
- What about Lionel Bell, did he go too?

1366
01:12:56,605 --> 01:12:59,775
- Yes, he was supposed
to report back to Dad,

1367
01:12:59,775 --> 01:13:02,025
get them chucked out of the Photo Soc,

1368
01:13:02,027 --> 01:13:05,967
but there was this girl there.

1369
01:13:05,965 --> 01:13:07,455
- What the blonde?

1370
01:13:07,461 --> 01:13:08,331
- Yeah.

1371
01:13:09,354 --> 01:13:11,884
Lionel was like instantly
obsessed with her.

1372
01:13:13,077 --> 01:13:17,007
But the thing is, so was Steve Bright.

1373
01:13:19,224 --> 01:13:21,804
This is from the day after.

1374
01:13:23,674 --> 01:13:24,924
- So what happened?

1375
01:13:24,915 --> 01:13:28,935
- Steve warned Lionel off,
but he took no notice.

1376
01:13:28,940 --> 01:13:33,630
So Steve told Marion that
Lionel was having an affair.

1377
01:13:38,428 --> 01:13:39,638
- Was he?

1378
01:13:39,638 --> 01:13:41,478
- You're kidding, no way.

1379
01:13:42,610 --> 01:13:46,090
She told Lionel where to
get off and Steve Bright.

1380
01:13:46,092 --> 01:13:48,622
- Sebastian, do you know what the name

1381
01:13:48,616 --> 01:13:49,986
of the blonde girl is?

1382
01:13:49,992 --> 01:13:51,152
- Chantelle, I think.

1383
01:13:52,296 --> 01:13:54,046
- [Tom] And where is she now?

1384
01:13:54,048 --> 01:13:54,918
- No idea.

1385
01:13:56,061 --> 01:13:57,821
She gave it up ages ago.

1386
01:13:57,823 --> 01:14:01,963
Not surprising, with Steve and
Lionel drooling all over her.

1387
01:14:03,182 --> 01:14:06,322
- Sebastian, I do appreciate
you telling me all this.

1388
01:14:06,321 --> 01:14:10,361
- I'm sorry I didn't tell you sooner,

1389
01:14:10,363 --> 01:14:12,753
but my mum and dad, they're
funny about stuff like this.

1390
01:14:12,747 --> 01:14:14,497
(pipes banging)

1391
01:14:14,495 --> 01:14:17,295
Could you whack this
pipe with that, please?

1392
01:14:24,182 --> 01:14:25,052
- Here?

1393
01:14:25,051 --> 01:14:27,341
- [Sebastian] Yeah, just there, yeah.

1394
01:14:27,341 --> 01:14:30,971
(hammer banging)

1395
01:14:30,972 --> 01:14:33,842
(pipes thumping)

1396
01:14:37,719 --> 01:14:40,669
(water splashing)

1397
01:14:50,021 --> 01:14:52,081
- This is the photo that was taken

1398
01:14:52,075 --> 01:14:54,295
the day Lionel Bell was murdered, yes?

1399
01:14:54,296 --> 01:14:55,156
- Yeah.

1400
01:14:56,068 --> 01:14:57,318
- Are you sure?

1401
01:14:57,320 --> 01:15:00,060
- Yes, I date all the negs, it's vital.

1402
01:15:00,062 --> 01:15:04,222
- Because Lionel Bell left
his house at nine o'clock,

1403
01:15:04,222 --> 01:15:07,352
just as the postman was
making his deliveries.

1404
01:15:08,299 --> 01:15:12,099
Yet neither of them are in
this photograph, are they?

1405
01:15:15,452 --> 01:15:19,792
- Dad was at the doctor's,
so I did that one on my own.

1406
01:15:20,770 --> 01:15:23,000
And I was a bit late, like 10 past.

1407
01:15:23,000 --> 01:15:23,870
You won't tell him, will you?

1408
01:15:23,868 --> 01:15:24,888
He'd kill me.

1409
01:15:24,889 --> 01:15:27,179
- No, no, I won't tell him.

1410
01:15:28,348 --> 01:15:30,358
This blonde, Chantelle,

1411
01:15:31,541 --> 01:15:33,861
you got any idea how I could find her?

1412
01:15:35,326 --> 01:15:37,306
- Eddie Carfax might know.

1413
01:15:37,308 --> 01:15:39,028
- Eddie Carfax?

1414
01:15:39,028 --> 01:15:40,668
Why would he know?

1415
01:15:40,665 --> 01:15:42,885
- He's a sly one, is Eddie.

1416
01:15:42,893 --> 01:15:45,153
He's got his foot in both camps.

1417
01:15:45,149 --> 01:15:46,219
It was Eddie who started going

1418
01:15:46,223 --> 01:15:48,593
to the glamour sessions in Causton.

1419
01:15:48,587 --> 01:15:50,927
It was Eddie who helped
Steve hire the model.

1420
01:15:53,777 --> 01:15:56,557
(door knocking)

1421
01:15:59,553 --> 01:16:01,843
- Oh, it's you, what do you want?

1422
01:16:01,843 --> 01:16:04,933
- I want to ask you a couple
of questions, Mr. Carfax.

1423
01:16:04,929 --> 01:16:06,269
- What about?

1424
01:16:06,265 --> 01:16:07,125
- About her.

1425
01:16:08,943 --> 01:16:10,143
You lied to me, sir.

1426
01:16:11,863 --> 01:16:14,503
- We were told not to
talk to you, Barnaby.

1427
01:16:14,501 --> 01:16:15,371
- [Mrs. Carfax] Who is it, Eddie?

1428
01:16:15,370 --> 01:16:18,320
- No, it's all right,
sweetheart, it's nothing.

1429
01:16:18,317 --> 01:16:21,007
- Perhaps Mrs. Carfax
can tell me who she is?

1430
01:16:21,014 --> 01:16:23,014
- All right, all right.

1431
01:16:24,143 --> 01:16:27,013
(door squeaking)

1432
01:16:29,305 --> 01:16:32,085
(door thudding)

1433
01:16:36,773 --> 01:16:39,443
- Mr. Carfax, when Steve...

1434
01:16:40,838 --> 01:16:43,238
(door thudding)

1435
01:16:43,238 --> 01:16:46,538
When Steve Bright set up
the studio in his house,

1436
01:16:46,544 --> 01:16:48,294
you assisted him, didn't you,

1437
01:16:48,285 --> 01:16:50,055
in the procurement of models?

1438
01:16:50,057 --> 01:16:53,527
- No, I just put him in
touch with Nigel, that's all.

1439
01:16:53,530 --> 01:16:55,010
- Nigel?

1440
01:16:55,010 --> 01:16:56,380
- Nigel Woodley.

1441
01:16:56,376 --> 01:16:58,596
He runs the Causton Camera Club.

1442
01:16:58,597 --> 01:16:59,867
- Does he?

1443
01:16:59,869 --> 01:17:02,389
And how do I get in touch with Nigel?

1444
01:17:03,258 --> 01:17:07,198
- He's got this shop,
QuikPix, in Midsomer Market.

1445
01:17:07,200 --> 01:17:11,200
Look, this girl, Chantelle,
Nigel hired her, right?

1446
01:17:11,204 --> 01:17:13,174
I barely spoke to her.

1447
01:17:13,174 --> 01:17:16,184
And this business between
her and Lionel and Steve,

1448
01:17:16,177 --> 01:17:19,507
I didn't know anything about
it until afterwards, I swear.

1449
01:17:19,514 --> 01:17:22,234
I was just doing Steve a favour.

1450
01:17:22,225 --> 01:17:27,435
I'm not even interested
in this kind of stuff.

1451
01:17:27,512 --> 01:17:31,592
This is what I do,
kittens, for Christ's sake.

1452
01:17:31,591 --> 01:17:34,891
(children chattering)

1453
01:17:38,062 --> 01:17:40,372
Will my wife have to know about this?

1454
01:17:40,365 --> 01:17:41,875
And Headley?

1455
01:17:41,880 --> 01:17:43,540
Because it's not fair, is it?

1456
01:17:44,572 --> 01:17:47,662
I was just being helpful, you see?

1457
01:17:47,658 --> 01:17:52,238
I didn't know people were
going to get murdered, did I?

1458
01:17:52,237 --> 01:17:55,187
(dramatic music)

1459
01:17:59,605 --> 01:18:00,465
- [Joyce] Hi Ben.

1460
01:18:00,474 --> 01:18:01,834
- [Ben] Hi.

1461
01:18:01,825 --> 01:18:02,835
- [Joyce] He's in the kitchen.

1462
01:18:02,843 --> 01:18:03,713
- Thanks.

1463
01:18:05,247 --> 01:18:06,117
- Jones!

1464
01:18:09,960 --> 01:18:12,610
Her name is Chantelle.

1465
01:18:12,609 --> 01:18:14,319
Eddie Carfax lied to us about her--

1466
01:18:14,322 --> 01:18:15,192
- Sir.

1467
01:18:15,191 --> 01:18:16,921
- And I think I know how to find her,

1468
01:18:16,915 --> 01:18:19,785
that shop, QuikPix, in Midsomer Market.

1469
01:18:19,793 --> 01:18:21,673
The owner is one Nigel Woodley--

1470
01:18:21,670 --> 01:18:22,970
- Sir, there's a problem.

1471
01:18:24,360 --> 01:18:26,230
Someone rang Spellman and told him

1472
01:18:26,227 --> 01:18:28,507
you were in Luxton Deeping last night.

1473
01:18:28,510 --> 01:18:30,230
- Well that'll be Eddie Carfax, won't it?

1474
01:18:30,231 --> 01:18:31,201
- Whoever it was,

1475
01:18:31,200 --> 01:18:33,710
they claim you were
threatening and abusive.

1476
01:18:33,713 --> 01:18:35,993
- Threatening and abusive, gosh.

1477
01:18:35,986 --> 01:18:38,096
- I'm to take you in to
see Spellman now, sir.

1478
01:18:38,103 --> 01:18:39,403
It's serious.

1479
01:18:39,402 --> 01:18:40,912
- What's he going go to do, arrest me?

1480
01:18:40,908 --> 01:18:42,838
- Well, the mood he's
in, anything's possible.

1481
01:18:42,837 --> 01:18:43,947
- Well, if he does,

1482
01:18:43,948 --> 01:18:46,978
at least I won't have to
go to his wedding, will I?

1483
01:18:46,975 --> 01:18:48,205
- That's what I love about him,

1484
01:18:48,207 --> 01:18:49,977
always looking on the bright side.

1485
01:18:51,533 --> 01:18:53,373
- All right, all right, all right.

1486
01:18:53,368 --> 01:18:55,818
I'll go and see Spellman,

1487
01:18:55,819 --> 01:18:58,549
after I've had a word
with this Nigel Woodley.

1488
01:18:58,551 --> 01:19:01,411
- Please don't, sir,
it'll make things worse.

1489
01:19:01,408 --> 01:19:02,358
- Ben may be right.

1490
01:19:02,362 --> 01:19:04,232
- Half an hour, that's all I need.

1491
01:19:06,432 --> 01:19:07,682
Where's my warrant card?

1492
01:19:10,615 --> 01:19:12,055
Joyce, seen my warrant card?

1493
01:19:12,062 --> 01:19:12,962
- No, I haven't.

1494
01:19:13,920 --> 01:19:15,330
- It's always in my jacket.

1495
01:19:16,537 --> 01:19:17,907
- Ah, well that settles it.

1496
01:19:17,914 --> 01:19:19,304
You can't go around questioning people

1497
01:19:19,300 --> 01:19:20,240
without your warrant card.

1498
01:19:20,239 --> 01:19:22,459
- Well, you can do it for me.

1499
01:19:23,513 --> 01:19:24,383
- Hey, now hang on.

1500
01:19:24,382 --> 01:19:26,642
- Phone Spellman, put him off for an hour.

1501
01:19:26,641 --> 01:19:28,131
I'm sure you'll think of something.

1502
01:19:28,132 --> 01:19:30,372
- Don't be difficult, Tom.

1503
01:19:30,374 --> 01:19:33,044
- Look, whatever happens,

1504
01:19:33,043 --> 01:19:36,093
Spellman will make sure that I
come out of this looking bad,

1505
01:19:36,088 --> 01:19:36,958
and when he's delivered

1506
01:19:36,957 --> 01:19:40,357
his eagerly awaited
report on restructuring,

1507
01:19:40,363 --> 01:19:42,623
I'll be in charge of the traffic cones,

1508
01:19:42,615 --> 01:19:43,955
and then you two will realise

1509
01:19:43,961 --> 01:19:46,971
just how difficult I can really be.

1510
01:19:48,976 --> 01:19:50,106
- He's convinced me.

1511
01:19:52,532 --> 01:19:53,892
- All right.

1512
01:19:53,887 --> 01:19:56,167
I'll go and talk to this bloke Woodley.

1513
01:19:56,171 --> 01:19:58,251
And then I'm coming straight
back here to pick you up.

1514
01:19:58,246 --> 01:19:59,276
- Course you are.

1515
01:19:59,278 --> 01:20:04,488
Now Jones, you find out where she is.

1516
01:20:04,679 --> 01:20:07,419
- Keep him here, use force if necessary.

1517
01:20:07,422 --> 01:20:08,572
- It'll be a pleasure.

1518
01:20:10,852 --> 01:20:12,322
Traffic cones, eh?

1519
01:20:12,322 --> 01:20:15,562
- Yes, well, I can dream.

1520
01:20:18,161 --> 01:20:20,911
- Are these from the
famous Madrigal Archive?

1521
01:20:20,914 --> 01:20:23,054
- Yes indeed they are, the same spot,

1522
01:20:23,052 --> 01:20:27,062
nine o'clock every morning,
for the past 70 years.

1523
01:20:27,055 --> 01:20:29,935
And you couldn't find a more
boring view of the village

1524
01:20:29,944 --> 01:20:31,204
if you tried, could you?

1525
01:20:33,291 --> 01:20:37,241
- So these two weren't
taken on the same day?

1526
01:20:37,243 --> 01:20:38,113
- No, no, they weren't.

1527
01:20:38,112 --> 01:20:39,932
That was taken on the day
that Lionel Bell was murdered,

1528
01:20:39,933 --> 01:20:42,423
and that was taken on the next day, why?

1529
01:20:42,415 --> 01:20:45,255
- This car, you can only park there

1530
01:20:45,261 --> 01:20:46,691
for half an hour during the day.

1531
01:20:46,690 --> 01:20:48,670
I know, I got a ticket there recently.

1532
01:20:49,651 --> 01:20:51,951
Oh, I suppose they came
back the next morning

1533
01:20:51,945 --> 01:20:54,035
and parked in the same place.

1534
01:20:54,041 --> 01:20:56,151
I'll make some more coffee.

1535
01:20:56,147 --> 01:20:58,467
- Exactly the same place?

1536
01:21:00,705 --> 01:21:01,905
I don't think so.

1537
01:21:01,908 --> 01:21:05,518
(cell phone beeps)

1538
01:21:05,521 --> 01:21:06,411
Mike, it's Tom Barnaby.

1539
01:21:06,408 --> 01:21:10,118
I've got a favour to ask of
you, it's a licence number.

1540
01:21:11,406 --> 01:21:14,356
(crowd murmuring)

1541
01:21:18,321 --> 01:21:21,201
(door chime beeping)

1542
01:21:21,204 --> 01:21:22,874
- I'm looking for Nigel Woodley.

1543
01:21:24,020 --> 01:21:25,020
- If you're selling something pal,

1544
01:21:25,020 --> 01:21:26,400
you need to make an appointment.

1545
01:21:26,396 --> 01:21:29,316
- Detective Sergeant Jones, Causton CID.

1546
01:21:30,344 --> 01:21:32,264
- Is this about that
drink-driving nonsense?

1547
01:21:32,256 --> 01:21:34,776
- No, it's about her.

1548
01:21:35,990 --> 01:21:37,560
Do you recognise her?

1549
01:21:37,564 --> 01:21:39,644
- Never seen her before in me life.

1550
01:21:39,639 --> 01:21:42,399
- Or we could talk about
that drink-driving nonsense.

1551
01:21:43,945 --> 01:21:46,615
- Wait a minute, is that Chantelle?

1552
01:21:48,366 --> 01:21:50,256
Yes, it is.

1553
01:21:50,261 --> 01:21:52,911
I didn't recognise her with the wig.

1554
01:21:52,912 --> 01:21:54,152
- That's a wig?

1555
01:21:54,153 --> 01:21:57,513
- Course it is, she's as blonde as I am.

1556
01:21:57,511 --> 01:21:59,041
- Tell me about her.

1557
01:21:59,044 --> 01:22:00,824
- There isn't much to tell.

1558
01:22:00,816 --> 01:22:04,716
She did some modelling work
for the Causton Camera Club,

1559
01:22:04,717 --> 01:22:06,547
which I happen to run.

1560
01:22:06,554 --> 01:22:10,524
Then this pal of mine,
Eddie Carfax, poached her.

1561
01:22:10,520 --> 01:22:12,380
I haven't heard anything since.

1562
01:22:12,380 --> 01:22:15,610
- Have you got any photos
of her without the wig?

1563
01:22:15,612 --> 01:22:16,852
- I can take a look.

1564
01:22:23,547 --> 01:22:24,487
- There you go.

1565
01:22:26,151 --> 01:22:29,621
The Causton Camera Club
Christmas Party, 2004.

1566
01:22:31,055 --> 01:22:31,985
There's Chantelle.

1567
01:22:34,079 --> 01:22:34,949
- My God.

1568
01:22:35,851 --> 01:22:36,791
- You know her?

1569
01:22:37,697 --> 01:22:38,567
- Yeah.

1570
01:22:40,258 --> 01:22:41,928
And I know him too.

1571
01:22:41,930 --> 01:22:45,350
- Hmm, that's Sebastian Madrigal,

1572
01:22:45,350 --> 01:22:50,000
right weirdo, son of that Headley
bloke from Luxton Deeping.

1573
01:22:50,001 --> 01:22:52,181
- Sebastian came to the
Causton Camera Club?

1574
01:22:52,180 --> 01:22:54,370
- Only a couple of times.

1575
01:22:54,370 --> 01:22:55,930
I had to ban him, didn't I?

1576
01:22:55,934 --> 01:22:56,964
- Why?

1577
01:22:56,956 --> 01:22:59,966
- He freaked out the girls,
especially Chantelle.

1578
01:22:59,969 --> 01:23:02,449
Reckoned he was in love with her.

1579
01:23:02,451 --> 01:23:04,531
He started stalking her, the weirdo.

1580
01:23:04,526 --> 01:23:05,886
- Print one of those for me, will you?

1581
01:23:05,892 --> 01:23:06,762
- Sure.

1582
01:23:08,670 --> 01:23:10,790
There was something about that Seb bloke,

1583
01:23:10,791 --> 01:23:12,551
(lively music)
something creepy.

1584
01:23:19,322 --> 01:23:22,542
(car alarm chirping)

1585
01:23:32,518 --> 01:23:35,728
(door bell tinkling)

1586
01:23:39,558 --> 01:23:40,428
- Hello, anybody there, hello?

1587
01:23:59,016 --> 01:24:01,116
- Have you brought the computer?

1588
01:24:01,124 --> 01:24:03,434
- Yes, yes, of course
what's this all about?

1589
01:24:05,451 --> 01:24:10,361
- Chief Inspector Barnaby and Marion Bell.

1590
01:24:10,364 --> 01:24:12,684
- Ah, I'm all ears.

1591
01:24:14,023 --> 01:24:17,333
(door chimes beeping)

1592
01:24:23,417 --> 01:24:25,137
- [Automated Voice] The
number you are calling

1593
01:24:25,138 --> 01:24:26,288
knows you are waiting.

1594
01:24:31,653 --> 01:24:32,793
- Good, good, well, thank you,

1595
01:24:32,791 --> 01:24:35,341
thank you very much for your help, bye.

1596
01:24:37,535 --> 01:24:41,885
Mrs. Painter was in Luxton
Deeping on Tuesday morning.

1597
01:24:41,894 --> 01:24:45,134
She remembers parking close
to Madrigal Photographic,

1598
01:24:45,126 --> 01:24:49,266
but she definitely was not
there on the Monday morning.

1599
01:24:49,274 --> 01:24:50,814
- [Joyce] Hmm.

1600
01:24:50,809 --> 01:24:54,529
- Now Sebastian's father
went to the doctor's

1601
01:24:54,526 --> 01:24:57,746
on Monday morning,
Tuesday he spent in bed,

1602
01:24:57,754 --> 01:25:01,214
so Sebastian was on his
own both those days.

1603
01:25:02,154 --> 01:25:06,394
And he must have taken two photographs

1604
01:25:06,387 --> 01:25:10,817
on the Tuesday morning
because he missed Monday.

1605
01:25:10,819 --> 01:25:13,359
- So where was he on Monday?

1606
01:25:13,363 --> 01:25:14,903
(door bell ringing)

1607
01:25:14,895 --> 01:25:16,235
That'll be Ben.

1608
01:25:18,733 --> 01:25:23,223
- In the woods, perhaps,
killing Lionel Bell.

1609
01:25:24,760 --> 01:25:27,790
And the question is, why?

1610
01:25:41,620 --> 01:25:44,600
- It's for the chemicals,
in case you get splashed.

1611
01:25:44,602 --> 01:25:48,362
- Oh good idea, this suit cost a fortune.

1612
01:25:50,316 --> 01:25:55,196
So what's all this about
Barnaby and Marion Bell?

1613
01:25:55,196 --> 01:25:57,936
- I've got this CD I'd
like you to look at,

1614
01:25:57,939 --> 01:26:00,949
which is why we need your computer.

1615
01:26:00,952 --> 01:26:02,632
Dad won't have one in the house.

1616
01:26:04,739 --> 01:26:05,939
- [Martin] If you
haven't got one of these,

1617
01:26:05,936 --> 01:26:07,506
you're out of the game.

1618
01:26:07,511 --> 01:26:11,301
You tell him to get with the programme.

1619
01:26:11,296 --> 01:26:13,176
(cell phone beeping)

1620
01:26:13,176 --> 01:26:17,006
- Oh, I do, all the time.

1621
01:26:21,421 --> 01:26:22,621
- Have a look at these.

1622
01:26:29,324 --> 01:26:30,894
Take the blonde wig off,

1623
01:26:30,888 --> 01:26:35,398
and who have we got?
(cell phone beeping)

1624
01:26:35,403 --> 01:26:38,963
- Oh yes, well, well, well.

1625
01:26:38,959 --> 01:26:39,949
Joyce look at this.

1626
01:26:48,982 --> 01:26:50,962
- It's Martin Spellman's fiancée.

1627
01:26:50,960 --> 01:26:52,680
It's Imogen.

1628
01:26:52,675 --> 01:26:56,015
- And there's Sebastian
Madrigal, lurking at the back.

1629
01:26:56,018 --> 01:26:57,828
- Apparently he was stalking Imogen

1630
01:26:57,832 --> 01:26:58,812
and had to be warned off.

1631
01:26:58,809 --> 01:27:00,599
All I'm getting is Spellman's voicemail.

1632
01:27:00,595 --> 01:27:02,035
- Try the nick.

1633
01:27:02,044 --> 01:27:05,234
- So maybe Sebastian
killed Lionel and Steven

1634
01:27:05,225 --> 01:27:06,745
because they were both
after Imogen as well.

1635
01:27:06,754 --> 01:27:08,674
- And left the photos with the bodies

1636
01:27:08,666 --> 01:27:10,976
to send out the message, hands off her.

1637
01:27:13,181 --> 01:27:14,141
- You what?

1638
01:27:16,180 --> 01:27:17,280
Are you sure?

1639
01:27:18,947 --> 01:27:20,277
Okay, thanks.

1640
01:27:20,281 --> 01:27:22,441
He's gone to Madrigal Photographic.

1641
01:27:22,440 --> 01:27:23,650
- To arrest Sebastian?

1642
01:27:23,649 --> 01:27:25,689
- No, to meet you.

1643
01:27:26,788 --> 01:27:28,908
- [Joyce] Someone's got
their wires crossed.

1644
01:27:28,905 --> 01:27:31,655
(dramatic music)

1645
01:27:31,657 --> 01:27:33,707
- Where's my warrant card?

1646
01:27:33,712 --> 01:27:35,642
- [Sebastian] It's for the chemicals.

1647
01:27:40,514 --> 01:27:41,384
(door thudding)

1648
01:27:41,383 --> 01:27:43,593
- Could you whack this
pipe with that please?

1649
01:27:47,718 --> 01:27:50,588
(pipes banging)

1650
01:27:51,695 --> 01:27:55,115
- No, no one's got their wires crossed.

1651
01:27:55,118 --> 01:27:59,338
If Sebastian killed Lionel
Bell and Steve Bright

1652
01:27:59,341 --> 01:28:01,051
because of Imogen,

1653
01:28:01,052 --> 01:28:02,712
then just imagine what he'll do the man

1654
01:28:02,709 --> 01:28:04,319
who's going to marry her.

1655
01:28:04,322 --> 01:28:07,642
And he'll do it with an old mallet

1656
01:28:07,641 --> 01:28:09,171
with my fingerprints on it,

1657
01:28:10,217 --> 01:28:13,217
and my warrant card
will be found somewhere

1658
01:28:13,220 --> 01:28:15,520
very near the body.

1659
01:28:20,475 --> 01:28:24,115
(rubber gloves squeaking)

1660
01:28:26,024 --> 01:28:27,914
- It's the chemicals.

1661
01:28:27,914 --> 01:28:29,584
I'm allergic.

1662
01:28:31,207 --> 01:28:32,297
- Right, come on then.

1663
01:28:32,298 --> 01:28:33,168
Where's this CD?

1664
01:28:42,322 --> 01:28:44,102
- It's got some photographs on it.

1665
01:28:45,816 --> 01:28:46,686
- What of?

1666
01:28:46,685 --> 01:28:48,335
- Barnaby and Marion Bell.

1667
01:28:51,441 --> 01:28:54,061
- Ah, I knew it.

1668
01:28:56,920 --> 01:28:58,900
No, no, I've seen this one before.

1669
01:28:58,898 --> 01:28:59,908
It's the one that's been modified.

1670
01:28:59,912 --> 01:29:01,192
- No, keep, keep going.

1671
01:29:04,928 --> 01:29:06,028
- Who's that?

1672
01:29:06,033 --> 01:29:07,383
- She works in the health food shop

1673
01:29:07,378 --> 01:29:09,088
where I buy my veggieburgers.

1674
01:29:10,360 --> 01:29:11,940
- No, I don't get it.

1675
01:29:11,936 --> 01:29:13,786
- Well, I paid her.

1676
01:29:13,787 --> 01:29:16,527
She thought she was doing
a kissogram on Barnaby.

1677
01:29:19,557 --> 01:29:21,797
Then I followed Philly when
she went to meet her mom,

1678
01:29:21,799 --> 01:29:23,929
and I took some photographs of them,

1679
01:29:23,926 --> 01:29:27,616
and then I pasted them
together on Nigel's computer.

1680
01:29:29,358 --> 01:29:31,278
- You did, why?

1681
01:29:31,277 --> 01:29:32,577
- [Sebastian] Keep going.

1682
01:29:36,003 --> 01:29:36,893
- Oh, she's cute.

1683
01:29:48,440 --> 01:29:49,730
Wait a minute, that's...

1684
01:29:55,574 --> 01:29:56,794
That's Imogen.

1685
01:29:58,669 --> 01:29:59,539
- Yeah.

1686
01:30:01,453 --> 01:30:04,203
They'll find all this on your computer,

1687
01:30:06,062 --> 01:30:08,562
and they'll think that's
why Barnaby killed you.

1688
01:30:10,087 --> 01:30:13,037
(hammer thudding)

1689
01:30:14,445 --> 01:30:17,395
(Martin groaning)

1690
01:30:19,598 --> 01:30:22,028
Look at her, see?

1691
01:30:22,026 --> 01:30:25,926
That's what you did to
her, you and the others.

1692
01:30:25,925 --> 01:30:27,585
That's what you turned her into.

1693
01:30:29,188 --> 01:30:31,428
That's why she doesn't want you,

1694
01:30:32,869 --> 01:30:35,239
because you're disgusting,

1695
01:30:35,237 --> 01:30:37,097
(feet thudding)

1696
01:30:37,104 --> 01:30:38,184
disgusting.

1697
01:30:38,178 --> 01:30:39,258
- Let it go.
- No!

1698
01:30:39,264 --> 01:30:40,744
- Let it go!
- No.

1699
01:30:43,860 --> 01:30:45,270
- [Ben] You are under arrest

1700
01:30:45,273 --> 01:30:48,323
for the murders of Lionel
Bell and Steven Bright.

1701
01:30:48,323 --> 01:30:49,793
You do not have to say anything,

1702
01:30:49,793 --> 01:30:51,513
but it may harm your defence
if you do not mention

1703
01:30:51,514 --> 01:30:53,534
when questioned something which
you later rely on in court.

1704
01:30:53,526 --> 01:30:55,076
Do you understand?

1705
01:30:55,080 --> 01:30:55,950
Don't move.

1706
01:30:59,052 --> 01:30:59,992
- Imogen (sobbing).

1707
01:31:05,660 --> 01:31:09,950
- I'd do anything for her, anything,

1708
01:31:12,409 --> 01:31:13,449
whatever she wanted,

1709
01:31:15,240 --> 01:31:16,230
because I love her.

1710
01:31:18,603 --> 01:31:19,943
That's what you don't understand.

1711
01:31:19,942 --> 01:31:21,412
I was only doing what she wanted.

1712
01:31:21,408 --> 01:31:22,588
- What, Imogen wanted you

1713
01:31:22,586 --> 01:31:24,616
to kill Lionel Bell and Steve Bright?

1714
01:31:24,620 --> 01:31:25,980
- Of course she did.

1715
01:31:25,975 --> 01:31:27,125
- She told you that?

1716
01:31:27,129 --> 01:31:28,639
- I know what she's thinking.

1717
01:31:30,721 --> 01:31:31,591
See that's love,

1718
01:31:32,899 --> 01:31:35,039
something you people wouldn't understand.

1719
01:31:38,477 --> 01:31:39,937
Will I get vegetarian meals?

1720
01:31:41,094 --> 01:31:41,964
- Yeah.

1721
01:31:45,234 --> 01:31:49,204
- Steve and Lionel,

1722
01:31:52,012 --> 01:31:53,702
they were disgusting men.

1723
01:31:55,457 --> 01:31:56,327
They used her.

1724
01:31:58,497 --> 01:31:59,767
So did you.

1725
01:31:59,774 --> 01:32:02,954
- You little creep.
- And you.

1726
01:32:02,950 --> 01:32:03,820
- Me?

1727
01:32:05,285 --> 01:32:07,005
How did I use Imogen?

1728
01:32:07,006 --> 01:32:09,006
- You took her to that hotel.

1729
01:32:11,927 --> 01:32:13,507
A friend of mine works there.

1730
01:32:13,512 --> 01:32:16,172
He told me all about your
visits there with Imogen.

1731
01:32:17,506 --> 01:32:20,636
- I took Imogen to a hotel?

1732
01:32:20,644 --> 01:32:22,184
- Against her will, obviously.

1733
01:32:22,177 --> 01:32:24,167
- Interview terminated at 11:33

1734
01:32:24,169 --> 01:32:25,839
by Detective Inspector Spellman.

1735
01:32:30,654 --> 01:32:32,394
Gentlemen, can I have a word?

1736
01:32:46,556 --> 01:32:50,976
- See the thing is,
when I first met Imogen,

1737
01:32:50,977 --> 01:32:55,237
I was still married, technically speaking.

1738
01:32:55,243 --> 01:32:56,873
Of course, we had to be discreet.

1739
01:32:56,868 --> 01:32:59,188
We went for dinner at
the Golden Hinde one--

1740
01:32:59,186 --> 01:33:02,946
(machine beeping)

1741
01:33:02,947 --> 01:33:04,677
dinner at the Golden Hinde one evening

1742
01:33:04,678 --> 01:33:06,238
and decided to stay the night.

1743
01:33:09,266 --> 01:33:10,786
When they asked for my name,

1744
01:33:14,167 --> 01:33:15,387
well I said Barnaby.

1745
01:33:16,379 --> 01:33:17,469
I mean it was a joke.

1746
01:33:18,483 --> 01:33:21,223
I was a bit...

1747
01:33:21,215 --> 01:33:22,195
I'd had a drink.

1748
01:33:23,572 --> 01:33:25,992
And then of course the
next time we went...

1749
01:33:29,463 --> 01:33:32,543
Hoo, do you know what?

1750
01:33:33,829 --> 01:33:35,149
I'm feeling a bit dizzy.

1751
01:33:41,767 --> 01:33:44,597
- Apparently the marriage
has been put on hold.

1752
01:33:44,603 --> 01:33:45,973
- Technically speaking.

1753
01:33:45,969 --> 01:33:47,529
- Exactly.

1754
01:33:47,533 --> 01:33:51,723
Oh, would you like an espresso machine?

1755
01:33:53,439 --> 01:33:55,009
(gentle music)

1756
01:33:55,013 --> 01:34:00,233
(door bell tinkling)
(men murmuring)

1757
01:34:02,143 --> 01:34:04,353
- Good day.
- Bye.

1758
01:34:04,345 --> 01:34:07,555
(car alarm chirping)

1759
01:34:33,475 --> 01:34:34,915
- [Philomena] I've had
lots of offers already.

1760
01:34:34,924 --> 01:34:37,544
- I bet, it's a lovely house.

1761
01:34:37,542 --> 01:34:39,102
- So I'm off to London.

1762
01:34:39,095 --> 01:34:41,815
There's no reason for me to
stay on in Luxton Deeping.

1763
01:34:41,817 --> 01:34:43,837
In fact, I can't wait to leave.

1764
01:34:43,841 --> 01:34:44,991
- [Joyce] You know you can
always come and stay with us

1765
01:34:44,987 --> 01:34:46,217
if you want a break.

1766
01:34:46,217 --> 01:34:48,177
- Thanks, I'd love that.

1767
01:34:48,181 --> 01:34:51,881
(car horn honking)

1768
01:34:51,881 --> 01:34:53,451
Oh God, this must be her.

1769
01:35:03,436 --> 01:35:06,216
- Darling, darling, darling,

1770
01:35:06,215 --> 01:35:07,095
are you all right?

1771
01:35:07,102 --> 01:35:08,312
Mwah, mwah.

1772
01:35:08,312 --> 01:35:09,232
- Yes, Mom, I'm fine.

1773
01:35:09,230 --> 01:35:11,420
- Really, really all right?
- Yes, fine.

1774
01:35:11,419 --> 01:35:14,069
- Oh my god, Tom Barnaby!

1775
01:35:14,066 --> 01:35:15,486
Mwah, mwah.

1776
01:35:15,486 --> 01:35:17,106
Oh, I mustn't look too pleased to see you

1777
01:35:17,112 --> 01:35:18,692
or Preston will be jealous.

1778
01:35:18,687 --> 01:35:20,237
- I thought his name was Igor.

1779
01:35:20,241 --> 01:35:22,321
- Oh no, darling, Igor's history.

1780
01:35:22,316 --> 01:35:25,506
I met Preston in California
where I've just been,

1781
01:35:25,506 --> 01:35:27,916
and I'm going back there
soon, darling, to live.

1782
01:35:27,915 --> 01:35:29,755
- That's great, Mom, good for you.

1783
01:35:30,699 --> 01:35:33,289
- You must be Joyce.

1784
01:35:33,289 --> 01:35:34,609
Mwah, mwah.

1785
01:35:34,609 --> 01:35:35,729
- How lovely to meet you.

1786
01:35:35,725 --> 01:35:39,635
- Oh Tom, she's absolutely
gorgeous, lucky old you.

1787
01:35:39,635 --> 01:35:41,975
- Yes, lucky old me.

1788
01:35:41,981 --> 01:35:44,281
- I know, let's take a photograph.

1789
01:35:45,328 --> 01:35:46,468
- Would you mind, Joyce?

1790
01:35:46,465 --> 01:35:47,325
- Not at all.

1791
01:35:50,709 --> 01:35:52,909
- The family that might have been.

1792
01:35:52,909 --> 01:35:54,749
You don't mind me saying
that, do you, Joyce?

1793
01:35:54,754 --> 01:35:55,814
- Not at all.

1794
01:35:58,362 --> 01:36:01,722
Tom, do look a bit more cheerful.

1795
01:36:01,720 --> 01:36:03,800
- Oh, he always was a
grumpy old so-and-so,

1796
01:36:03,795 --> 01:36:04,705
weren't you, Tom?

1797
01:36:04,712 --> 01:36:07,692
That's why it didn't
really work out between us.

1798
01:36:07,689 --> 01:36:09,319
- (laughs) Hold it!

1799
01:36:11,096 --> 01:36:12,946
(camera shutter clicking)

1800
01:36:12,945 --> 01:36:15,635
(lively music)


